the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

Started by ice grillin you, March 28, 2006, 02:06:37 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages 1 ... 1065 1066 1067 1068 1069 ... 2096
User actions

Munson

#15990
August 30, 2009, 04:21:53 PM
Don't play blackjack at a casino, dolt.
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

Susquehanna Birder

#15991
August 30, 2009, 04:26:32 PM
Blackjack gives you mud butt.

General_Failure

#15992
August 30, 2009, 04:32:15 PM
Well get him out of there!

The man. The myth. The legend.

MDS

#15993
August 30, 2009, 04:59:25 PM
the day someone from souderton compares me to someone from delaware is the day is pay $25 to go to a club. hooray.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Rome

#15994
August 30, 2009, 05:18:36 PM
i just surfed past espn and they have women's golf on.

two weeks can't come soon enough.

Yeti

#15995
August 31, 2009, 04:45:49 PM Last Edit: August 31, 2009, 04:52:38 PM by Yeti
I saw a girl in the store with a T shirt that had the Eagles logo on the front.
On the back it said........................

Vicks an Eagle....hide your Beagle.

I laughed.  

"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

4and26

#15996
August 31, 2009, 06:11:37 PM Last Edit: August 31, 2009, 08:55:55 PM by 4and26
Quote from: Yeti on August 31, 2009, 04:45:49 PM
I saw a girl in the store with a T shirt that had the Eagles logo on the front.
On the back it said........................

Vicks an Eagle....hide your Beagle.

I laughed.  



Got a better one for ya...

Note:  I was wearing an Eagles pullover.

I was on the road last week for work and I entered the lobby of this very nice hotel.  A late 20ish female of someone good looks passes me and HISSES!

Shocked and very unsure of what happened  I stop and turn towards her and she yells back at me:

"The Eagles signed Vick........BOOOOOOOO"

Still in a someone of a state of shock I casually flipped her the bird and continued upon my way.



Diomedes

#15997
August 31, 2009, 06:16:06 PM
what the hell is wrong with people?
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Rome

#15998
August 31, 2009, 07:31:06 PM
although i know that was a rhetorical question, i feel compelled to answer.

people suck.

Sgt PSN

#15999
August 31, 2009, 08:38:11 PM
not to mention that the people in the aforementioned story are also canadian. 

Diomedes

#16000
August 31, 2009, 08:40:53 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 31, 2009, 08:38:11 PMnot to mention that the people in the aforementioned story are also canadian.

oh, right.  I understand it a little better now.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

4and26

#16001
August 31, 2009, 08:57:31 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 31, 2009, 08:40:53 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 31, 2009, 08:38:11 PMnot to mention that the people in the aforementioned story are also canadian.

oh, right.  I understand it a little better now.

Ha....very funny...........no not really   >:D

Diomedes

#16002
August 31, 2009, 11:13:29 PM
http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=53

QuotePrevious | Next
Horse Farm
Posted at: 2009-07-14 15:12:55

Original ad:
I am a 18 year old looking for a summer job. it is hard for me to find work and I just want a job so I can afford a car for college next summer. I can clean, babysit, answer phones, pretty much whatever as long as it pays!!
From Mike Anderson to ***********@***********.org
Hey,

I saw your ad looking for work and I think I have a job for you! I am looking for an assistant on my farm for the summer. It will involve working outdoors. Let me know if you are interested.

Mike

From Stephanie ******* to Me
Hi Mike! I am interested in your job! I love animals and used to ride horses so a farm would be great! what kind of work would I be doing, and where is your farm located? it needs to be close to ******** so my parents can drop me off and pick meup

From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
Stephanie,

It is very close to **********. I'm glad to hear you are familiar with horses, because you will be primarily working with horses.

My farm gets all the old horses that other farms don't need anymore....
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

MDS

#16003
September 01, 2009, 02:15:06 AM
haha this would look great on your resume
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

General_Failure

#16004
September 01, 2009, 03:55:02 AM
I hope they find out that she has the knack for it.

The man. The myth. The legend.
Print
Go Up Pages 1 ... 1065 1066 1067 1068 1069 ... 2096
User actions