the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PhillyPhreak54]

I don't think low maintenance applies to any chick. They may be that way at first, but something will come out sooner or later.

[Seabiscuit36]

i think i'll be seeing pics of her soon on isshefilthy

[Dillen]

The other day I found a cat wandering the streets eating out of the garbage. Really skinny and dirty. Took it in. Clearly used to be someone's pet, it's the friendliest cat ever. He actually wants attention and comes over to you, not one of those zesty conceited cats that only want to live in the basement their entire lives. Never thought I would get a cat but probably going to keep it. Took it to the vet today to go through the vaccinations etc. Dogs surprisingly don't have much of a problem with it, and the cat doesn't mind the dogs. I'm considering naming him Terminator.

[Sgt PSN]

good name considering that the moment you took it in, your manhood was immediately termindated. 

[mpmcgraw]

I really hate interacting with females through social networking. 

[Rome]

I really hate interacting with females through social networking. 

Considering they're probably all swinging dicks that's probably a good thing.

[mpmcgraw]

Rome you silly old cook, social networking is myspace and facebook. 

I know these girls, I just don't like talking to them on the internet.  It's weird.

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://peopleofwalmart.com/?paged=2

[Rome]

Rome you silly old cook, social networking is myspace and facebook. 

I know these girls, I just don't like talking to them on the internet.  It's weird.

Yes, I know what it is.  It was sarcasm, which as we all know, translates exceptionally well in cyberspace.

[Seabiscuit36]

after two weeks on the market, we finally have our first person coming thru tomorrow.  I hope to farg they arent just "Looking" but they scheduled with us around 4pm today, so i'm hoping that this is for real.  The wife and i found a perfect bank owned property out more in the country.  Over an 1 1/2 acres, greenhouse, pool, just needs an assload of work since no one has lived there in over 2 years.  If this thing does sell, then we can get an offer out asap on the property we want.  The house we're looking at doesnt have fridges, but i'll follow IGY's advice, all fridges included. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

My girl and I were in HEB tonight (the Texas version of ACME or Giant) and we were in the express lane. There was a  dude in front of us with a loaf of wheat bread and he was having issues. First he must have grown tired of waiting because he slammed the loaf of bread and his hat into the baskets at the end of the register.

Then the family in front of him pays and he grabs his stuff from the basket and throws the bread on the belt and walks away. Not too far away, but the girl scans the bread and looks around and asks who the bread belongs to. Dude says "me, you stupid bitch...who else would it belong to?"

He throws his money on the counter and steps about 5 steps back.

The girl makes change and goes to hand it to him and he said she should put the money on the counter because he doesn't want to touch her ugly white hands or look at her stupid bitch face.

[General_Failure]

That'll teach her for having ugly hands and a stupid bitch face.

[Seabiscuit36]

That's kinda awesome

[MDS]

a.c. 1
todd 0

i feel like death. and have mud butt.

[SunMo]

thanks for the update munson