The Orgasmic Joys Of Bacon

[Sgt PSN]

Then again, Romey...I'm a jersey chick.

which means nothing is ever done right.  

[mussa]

PG does not farg around with zesty service. I have witnessed it first hand, lol

[shorebird]

Had bacon pizza for dinner tonight.  I told the douche to put the bacon on top and they cooked it under the cheese.  I told the waitress to send it back and give me one with bacon on top.  The owner came out and apologized like a motherfarger.  Gave us 25% off plus free drinks for the mistake.

I'm pretty sure he also jerked off onto the pizza, but hey, 25% is 25%.

The second one was excellent, though.  But really, who the farg puts toppings under the cheese?  And this guy's a Wop from Jersey too.

The shtein is called 'Topping's' for a friggen' reason, it's supposed to be on TOP of the pizza.

[rjs246]

Nightmares, all of you.

[reese125]

I dont get it. Its all going sown the same pipe. Do you really need to see the bacon bits before you shove into your mouth... enough to call the waiter over and say take this shtein back?

apparently so

[Rome]

It's not Bac-O's.  It's bacon, and yeah, it's supposed to be cooked on top of the pizza because that way it actually gets cooked and is crispy the way bacon should be.

And the fact that you don't understand something as simple as that might be the least surprising thing ever posted here.

[rjs246]

It's not Bac-O's.  It's bacon, and yeah, it's supposed to be cooked on top of the pizza because that way it actually gets cooked and is crispy the way bacon should be.

And the fact that you don't understand something as simple as that might be the least surprising thing ever posted here.

Word.

[reese125]

It's not Bac-O's.  It's bacon, and yeah, it's supposed to be cooked on top of the pizza because that way it actually gets cooked and is crispy the way bacon should be.

And the fact that you don't understand something as simple as that might be the least surprising thing ever posted here.

I understand just fine. I understand that your cranky ass loves to go to Italian restaurants in Florida looking for 25% discounts on improperly cooked food on the regular..enough to hurry home and post it on CF

doesnt mean I still dont love you though

[Father Demon]

Not cool.

[Eagaholic]

Recently in Florida I had the best ribs I've ever eaten, and I like going to rib joints a lot. I ordered a second helping and as I savored them, trying to figure out what made them so good, I noticed a subtle flavor of bacon. Turns out the guy smoked a slab of bacon on the other side from the ribs so now he's got a new secret grilling technique. All the bacon fat drippings hit the coals and the smoke infuses the ribs, outstanding stuff. 

[General_Failure]

Not so much of a secret anymore, is it.

[rjs246]

Sure it is. Only 6 people on Earth even come to this site, and one of them (FF) is obviously trapped under something heavy.

[General_Failure]

IGY?

[Eagaholic]

I assumed FF got a job with the Eagles FO and was subsequently banned. But you're right GF, I just wasn't thinking, so now everybody here has to take a urine oath (similar to a blood oath only less painful) not to tell anybody

[Sgt PSN]

i would love nothing more than to pee on all of you.