the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[reese125]

for the weekly travelers who use Clear to bypass security at airports:

At 11:00 p.m. PST on June 22, 2009, Clear will cease operations. Clear's parent company, Verified Identity Pass, Inc. has been unable to negotiate an agreement with its senior creditor to continue operations.

[Sgt PSN]

Why are you so set on buying another of the the most commonly stolen car in your area?
Maybe learn a little and switch it up for a few years.

a man who gets his prick cut off doesn't have a Hoyda put in there, he gets the doctor to sew his cock back on

true.  but i bet he stops shagging the biatch that cut it off in the first place.

[General_Failure]

So you think his illegal girlfriend had it stolen, too?

[Sgt PSN]

i wouldn't rule her out at this point.  she is foreign and had insider info. 

[General_Failure]

Oz/NZ honey kills bacteria, set to star in next Terminator movie.

[PhillyPhreak54]

i wouldn't rule her out at this point.  she is foreign and had insider info. 

I told her to stop her cousins from jacking my shtein and got an icy stare.

[General_Failure]

You're lucky she didn't cut you.

[paco]

i wouldn't rule her out at this point.  she is foreign and had insider info. 

I told her to stop her cousins from jacking my shtein and got an icy stare.

Of course she did.  Dominicans hate to be mistaken for Mexicans.

[Seabiscuit36]

Look test = FAIL

[Munson]

Oh shtein....that's the girl that died. I have no idea who she is/was but apparently a good number of my friends do.

[Sgt PSN]

no brainwave, that's the dude who killed her. 

[Munson]

har har har

[MDS]

if i was your father id kill myself

[Munson]

If you were my father, I'd kill you too.

[Rome]

Have you two Romes thought of trying e-harmony for dates instead of constantly rubbing asses in here?