the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Seabiscuit36]

i very well might do that.  There is no chance i dont get a woody.  Apparently my family has a genetic defect, both my dad and his brother have had two hernias on each side of their abdominals.  This is my second keeping up with the tradition. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

Check this shtein out...

On Saturday I found a truck that I want to buy to replace the stolen one. It is an 07 F150 FX4 silver with black leather and 16K miles on it. The dealer sold it to a 67yr old guy in 07 and he just traded it in. I spent all day Saturday working them on price. We finally get to an agreement and it was too late to run credit and get financing done. So we put it on hold until Monday.

0630 Sunday morning my phone rings....its Houston Police Dept. My truck has been found and recovered about 70 miles south of San Antonio. I call the county sheriff's dept where it was recovered and they told me that an officer saw it on I-35 early Sunday morning and attempted a traffic stop. The guy driving it lead them on a 10 mile chase and he ditched it after going into a ditch, through a barbed wire fence and into trees. He gets out and bolts and they don't catch him. The lady says it is drivable and only has a dented fender and scratches and no back seat.

So we leave Houston and arrive there in the afternoon and see the truck. My oh my...its more than dents and scratches. A lot of damage to the front, roof, a-pillar, tires....basically it is going to need a whole new paint job and body work.

The interior is a mess. Powerade, water, Gatorade and whatever else all over the place. No back seat, the lights busted out of the roof...why? Because the truck was being used as an illegal immigrant shuttle from Mexico to San Antonio.

It has 1500+ more miles on it than when it was stolen. I paid the fees to get it out of their custody, drove it to my boys house in San Antonio and left it there. State Farm is picking it up today to estimate the damages. More than likely it will be totaled and even if it is close, they will let me make the call to keep or have it totaled out.

The front end alignment is jacked, the brakes are jacked and it sways when going around corners.

[BigEd76]

damn that's crazy ish

[SD_Eagle5]

...why? Because the truck was being used as an illegal immigrant shuttle from Mexico to San Antonio.

Vamanos

I would have done a real good search of the truck, maybe thy were smuggling some other illegal shtein.

[PhillyPhreak54]

damn that's crazy ish

And the smugglers get paid 1500 for each person they transport to Texas (8K for people going to other states). With the added mileage and condition of the truck, the police estimated it made about 5-7 trips. They cram about 8 people in the cab and three more in the bed.

SD,

I haven't had a chance to fine tooth comb it, but we are going to check it out later.

[General_Failure]

damn that's crazy ish

And the smugglers get paid 1500 for each person they transport to Texas (8K for people going to other states).

You'd think they could afford to buy a truck.

[paco]

For real.  Thats 72k before taxes.

[MDS]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWhha0BjQL8&feature=related

[Seabiscuit36]

...why? Because the truck was being used as an illegal immigrant shuttle from Mexico to San Antonio.

Vamanos

I would have done a real good search of the truck, maybe thy were smuggling some other illegal shtein.

one of my co workers had her car stolen by crackheads.  Once she got the car back 2 weeks later she decided to take it to the police barracks to make them have a dog sniff it over.  They found Meth/Crack/and weed all over the car.  The police had to basically give her a written letter saying her car is covered in drugs in the event she's ever pulled over. 

[ice grillin you]

reason # 4031 not to live in texas

[methdeez]

Why are you so set on buying another of the the most commonly stolen car in your area?
Maybe learn a little and switch it up for a few years.

[Diomedes]

a man who gets his prick cut off doesn't have a Hoyda put in there, he gets the doctor to sew his cock back on

[Rome]

a man who gets his prick cut off doesn't have a Hoyda put in there, he gets the doctor to sew his cock back on

Is this your way of saying Phreak should cut his losses, because if so, niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Because I like Ford F-150's.

And it doesn't matter what kind of truck you drive, they are all targeted. The cops were telling me that Dodge's can be stolen by using a tennis ball and a screwdriver to punch out the door locks. They also said that the Mexicans who do this simply sit in parking lots and wait for opportunities.

One guy had a Chevy Silverado jacked while inside Wal-Mart for 10 minutes.

[MDS]

why dont you not buy a gas guzzling MA white trash pick up you closet republican bastich