Saint Favre looking to be the talk of Super Bowl weekend

Sgt PSN · May 05, 2009, 05:53:26 PM

every time you post in this thread, brett favre wins.

Tomahawk · May 07, 2009, 01:22:50 PM

Quote from: reese125 on May 05, 2009, 05:52:24 PM
he needs to stop thinking hes the missing link to a SB at 49 years old...and so does Minny

He's only 39

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/dneagles/Unretired_Favre_Would_Be_Bad_Thing_For_Eagles.html

Paul Domowitch "can guarantee you one thing. If Favre does play for the Vikings this season, he'll be told early and often by head coach Brad Childress to ditch his gun-slinging ways. The former Eagles offensive coordinator doesn't suffer interceptions well"

Riiiiiiight - Brett Favre is going to become a brand new QB because Brad Childress doesn't suffer interceptions well

PhillyPhreak54 · May 07, 2009, 01:32:39 PM

Childress is a douchebag.

ESPN has live updates from outside Favre's house.

Sickening. Go away, Brett.

General_Failure · May 07, 2009, 01:49:26 PM

Is he doing sit ups?

PhillyPhreak54 · May 07, 2009, 01:50:29 PM

He's probably sitting on a tractor wearing a John Deere hat, a wife beater and guzzling PBR.

General_Failure · May 07, 2009, 01:56:06 PM

Oh man, I hope he doesn't bust out the guitar. I don't want to see ESPN covering a Munson/Favre douche-off.

Seabiscuit36 · May 07, 2009, 02:16:59 PM

Situps in the driveway?

Tomahawk · May 07, 2009, 02:20:33 PM

Quote from: General_Failure on May 07, 2009, 01:49:26 PM
Is he doing sit ups?

Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on May 07, 2009, 02:16:59 PM
Situps in the driveway?

I try not to read anything G_F posts too

reese125 · May 07, 2009, 04:02:21 PM

in more sad news--Brett Favre has decided not to return to football according to ESPN and yahoo

PoopyfaceMcGee · May 07, 2009, 04:18:50 PM

Wait until the first starting QB goes down with an injury this preseason before thinking that is anything near official.

rjs246 · May 07, 2009, 04:25:41 PM

What I would love more than anything is for Favre to resign with someone (the Skins) and about halfway through the 4th game of the season just collapse into a Richie Tennenbaum-like free fall. He'd take a snap and just sit down. He'd randomly quick-kick on second down from the 50. Underhand passes to opposing linemen. Full on tears and should-shaking sobs in the huddle. That would be heaven.

General_Failure · May 07, 2009, 05:59:20 PM

Maybe put the ball on the ground and sexually assault it.

QB Eagles · May 07, 2009, 06:11:37 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on May 07, 2009, 04:25:41 PM
What I would love more than anything is for Favre to resign with someone (the Skins) and about halfway through the 4th game of the season just collapse into a Richie Tennenbaum-like free fall. He'd take a snap and just sit down. He'd randomly quick-kick on second down from the 50. Underhand passes to opposing linemen. Full on tears and should-shaking sobs in the huddle. That would be heaven.

FOX cameras catching him looking both ways and then stuffing a fistful of pills in his mouth.

Sgt PSN · May 07, 2009, 06:17:25 PM

so if favre comes back does this mean that madden unretires as well?

QB Eagles · May 08, 2009, 05:44:10 PM

Quote from: reese125 on May 07, 2009, 04:02:21 PM
in more sad news--Brett Favre has decided not to return to football according to ESPN and yahoo

Now ESPN is claiming otherwise:

QuoteIf it is determined by Favre's and the Vikings' medical people that he needs anything less than "major" surgery on his shoulder, Favre will un-retire to play for the Vikings, the source said.

If "major" surgery is necessary, Favre will remain retired, the source said.