Quitting Smoking

[rjs246]

Come see me in 10 years ...

Why would you ever ask for that.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

"Dude, could I crash on your couch for a few nights?"

[rjs246]

Only if you bring your guitar and your axe body spray.

[SD_Eagle5]

Come see me in 10 years ...

Why would you ever ask for that.

Counting on being dead by then

[General_Failure]

So he should bring a shovel?

[SD_Eagle5]

yeah, maybe sooner.

Day 1 of Caffeine withdrawal:

Have had a headache/migraine since noon
Had the shakes on and off
Been naseous for the last few hours
Threw up 2 hours ago
Finally took my first dump 15 minutes ago

I'm starting to wonder if I can get some methadone to help me through this

[Tomahawk]

Methadone is for Hoydas. If you're going to be a bear, be a grizzly and get some grade-A smack

[Sgt PSN]

are you sure that's the caffeine withdrawal and not you being pregnant?  

[SD_Eagle5]

are you sure that's the caffeine withdrawal and not you being pregnant?  

That was my Marine on deployment impression

[Tomahawk]

are you sure that's the caffeine withdrawal and not you being pregnant?  

That was my Marine on deployment impression

That got you pregnant?

[Munson]

yeah, maybe sooner.

Day 1 of Caffeine withdrawal:

Have had a headache/migraine since noon
Had the shakes on and off
Been naseous for the last few hours
Threw up 2 hours ago
Finally took my first dump 15 minutes ago

I'm starting to wonder if I can get some methadone to help me through this

And this is exactly why even when on my shteintiest most tired days, I will not start drinking coffee in 5, 10, or 20 years.
Caffeine doesn't have much of an effect on me anyway.

Again, I don't really think depending on something like that to get through the day is a very enjoyable expierience, as evidenced by the whiney bitching that ensues from the people in my life when they don't get those things.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

You are probably at the age where if you don't drink caffeine now, you probably never will.

You'll also be the insufferable douche in the office drinking water and tomato juice in the morning.

[Seabiscuit36]

I started drinking coffee at 18 working for my uncle doing Landscaping.  I really only drank it when it was days when we had to start work at 4am because of the heat.  I typically have one cup a day, but if i dont have coffee for days it doesnt bother me.  I also can smoke 5 times  a day for months, then stop without any problem.  I'm going to try heroin, since i dont get addicted to anything except spanking my wang

[rjs246]

I have what is known as an addictive personality and as such I tend to overdue things just a tad. At my first job after college I found myself drinking 7-8 cups of coffee a day. It farged with my sleep and made me feel like shtein so I quit cold turkey, which sucked but whatever. Now that I'm drinking caffeine again I can already see the steady progression upward. I've gone from 4-5 cups a week to 2 or more a day in the matter of a month... moderation is for boring iceholes.

[General_Failure]

I have what is known as an addictive personality

The hell you say!