The religion thread.

Started by Diomedes, January 18, 2009, 08:09:54 AM

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Diomedes

#75
April 11, 2009, 06:22:15 PM
he doused them all in fertilizer and then showered them with holy water

it burns, burns
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Rome

#76
April 11, 2009, 06:27:50 PM
Ring of Fire?

General_Failure

#77
April 11, 2009, 06:51:26 PM
That would be burns, burns, burns. It was probably Montezuma's Revenge.

The man. The myth. The legend.

SD_Eagle5

#78
April 12, 2009, 10:14:46 AM
Happy Easter heathens

mussa

#79
April 12, 2009, 11:23:34 AM
infidel swine
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rjs246

#80
April 12, 2009, 01:28:19 PM
Deviled eggs are delicious.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

SD_Eagle5

#81
April 12, 2009, 04:17:13 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on April 11, 2009, 01:55:04 PM
we have constant door-to-door solicitations in my neighborhood.  everything from encyclopedias to grass seed.  i just happened to have 2 show up at the same time.  some white lady and her daughter trying to sell me jesus and a mexican trying to sell me fertilizer. 

ironic, ain't it?



Last Saturday two of the hottest hispanic chicks I've ever laid eyes on knocked on my door to see if I wanted to listen to some sermon in Spanish. I took the flier then fantasized about banging them for the rest of the day.

Sgt PSN

#82
April 13, 2009, 12:36:47 PM
opportunity quite literally came knocking and all you got from it was a farging pamphlet and carpal tunnel? 

ATV

#83
April 14, 2009, 01:05:32 AM
Want to see even more people pretending to be a straight person hurt by gay marriage? Fast forward to 3:05.....

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22425001/vp/30145786#30145786

ATV

#84
April 21, 2009, 02:33:33 PM
Christopher Hitchens pwning Fox "News" tool....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eBmyABeAa4

In all fairness, not a fair fight.

shorebird

#85
April 21, 2009, 04:47:48 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on April 12, 2009, 01:28:19 PM
Deviled eggs are delicious.

It's amazing too me how after eating about half a dozen, that my farts smell like rotten ones.

PhillyGirl

#86
April 24, 2009, 11:33:10 PM
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

Tomahawk

#87
April 27, 2009, 01:06:31 PM
Christ, churches are as bad as Bush was in fear mongering

rjs246

#88
April 27, 2009, 01:17:09 PM
Catholicism, by comparison, is an incredibly liberal faith. Putting a top priority on helping the less fortunate is what differentiates Catholicism from other forms of Christianity. This country's obsession with abortion threatens to change that.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

ice grillin you

#89
April 28, 2009, 11:07:48 AM
why cant all zealouts be this practical....

"A physician acting in good faith to save a pregnant woman's life, and using his or her best medical judgment, should not be subject to later criminal prosecution," said Sebelius, explaining why she vetoed the bill. She is a practicing Catholic who personally opposes abortion. She argues, however, that such opposition does not relieve her of a legal obligation to veto legislation she thinks is unconstitutional."
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous
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