The religion thread.

[Sgt PSN]

why cant all zealouts be this practical....

"A physician acting in good faith to save a pregnant woman's life, and using his or her best medical judgment, should not be subject to later criminal prosecution," said Sebelius, explaining why she vetoed the bill. She is a practicing Catholic who personally opposes abortion. She argues, however, that such opposition does not relieve her of a legal obligation to veto legislation she thinks is unconstitutional."

separation of church and state at it's finest. 

[PhillyPhanInDC]

Deviled eggs are delicious.

This reminds me of an awesome TOOL song, where the title alone caused a huge stir awhile ago about it's Satanic messages with the zealots:
http://www.youtube.com/v/VATb8PwzbDk&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0


Translated into English:

The Eggs of Satan

Half a cup of powdered sugar
One quarter teaspoon of salt
One pinch Turkish hashish
One half pound of butter
One teaspoon of vanilla sugar
One half pound of flour
150 grams ground nuts
A little extra powdered sugar
... and no eggs

Place in a bowl
Stir in butters
Mix in ground nuts and
Knead the dough

Mold into Eye Ball sized balls
Roll in the powdered sugar and
Say the magic word
Abracadabra

Put on a greased griddle and
Bake for fifteen minutes at two hundred degrees
and NO EGGS

Bake for fifteen minutes at two hundred degrees
and no eggs..

[rjs246]

Church goers more likely to be ok with torture.

Well no shtein. The bible is the most violent book this side of Blood Meridian. Oh and anything the Right does is ok by many church goers. farging people. I swear.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

That's an easy one. The Christian Right is scared to death of the "Muzzies". As far as they (they being mainly Walmart shopping, trailer living, fag hating, and stillupfront whispering) are concerned, Muslims are savages (see torture thread).

[SD_Eagle5]

This reminds me of an awesome TOOL song, where the title alone caused a huge stir awhile ago about it's Satanic messages with the zealots:

ever try this recipe?

[Diomedes]

are you kidding?  hash is harder to find in the U.S. than mushrooms

[SD_Eagle5]

wasn't hard to find when I lived in San Diego...sure you can figure out why

[ATV]

Churchgoers more likely to back torture, survey finds...

http://cnnwire.blogs.cnn.com/2009/04/30/churchgoers-more-likely-to-back-torture-survey-finds/

[Diomedes]

why am I not surprised

[rjs246]

Dear Idiot-

I already posted that.

Kill yourself.

Love,
rjs246

[ATV]

Oops. Sorry, Sir.

[ice grillin you]

thou shalt not kill

[ATV]

Did anybody kiss Hank's ass yesterday? I think I remember hearing that he likes it best when you do that on Sundays...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdCA5xAsw8I&feature=related

[ATV]

Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for valuable cash prizes.

[ATV]

Today, Rep. Randy Forbes of Virginia, the Founder and Chairman of the Congressional Prayer Caucus, and twenty-four other members of the House of Representatives, co-sponsored a resolution in Congress that would "affirm the rich spiritual and religious history of our Nation's founding and subsequent history and express support for designation of the first week in May as America's Spiritual Heritage Week for the appreciation of and education on America's history of religious faith."

The resolution, H.RES. 397, would put Congress on record as "recognize[ing] the religious foundations of faith on which America was built are critical underpinnings of our Nation's most valuable institutions and form the inseparable foundation for America's representative processes, legal systems, and societal structures."

In addition, the resolution "rejects, in the strongest possible terms, any effort to remove, obscure, or purposely omit such history from our Nation's public buildings and educational resources" and justifies the need to keep "under God" in the pledge.