The Orgasmic Joys Of Bacon

Started by Rome, January 14, 2007, 08:42:42 AM

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rjs246

#210
February 28, 2009, 10:26:02 AM
I, for one, refuse to grow up. You were clearly talking about jizz.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Feva

#211
February 28, 2009, 10:28:00 AM
OK, I was.  Busted... like a nut.
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mussa

#212
February 28, 2009, 12:27:53 PM
i just tried jerking off with turkey bacon and i couldn't come period
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General_Failure

#213
February 28, 2009, 12:29:14 PM
Is crotch stigmata normal for you?

The man. The myth. The legend.

Eagaholic

#214
February 28, 2009, 01:16:50 PM
I thought only women and Sean Taylor got that

Seabiscuit36

#215
March 01, 2009, 11:35:48 AM
I'm eating a homemade Mcmuffin.  With Taylors pork roll.  Delicious
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PoopyfaceMcGee

#216
March 14, 2009, 11:58:22 PM
At tonight's party: Bacon-wrapped cocktail weiners cooked in brown sugar.

Holy shtein.

Father Demon

#217
March 16, 2009, 09:23:34 AM
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

mussa

#218
March 16, 2009, 09:52:07 AM
ain't nothing like pig skin on human skin to make a man go wild
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Tomahawk

#219
March 16, 2009, 10:35:28 AM
Quote from: FastFreddie on March 14, 2009, 11:58:22 PM
At tonight's party: Bacon-wrapped cocktail weiners cooked in brown sugar.

Holy shtein.

Somebody brought that to the Super Bowl party. The junk is addictive

PoopyfaceMcGee

#220
March 16, 2009, 11:05:48 AM
Quote from: Tomahawk on March 16, 2009, 10:35:28 AM
Quote from: FastFreddie on March 14, 2009, 11:58:22 PM
At tonight's party: Bacon-wrapped cocktail weiners cooked in brown sugar.

Holy shtein.

Somebody brought that to the Super Bowl party. The junk is addictive

Then, last night I manned up and got myself a Baconator.  Delicious.  Starting today, though, I may be posting more from the workout/diet thread.  Weak.

PhillyGirl

#221
April 02, 2009, 11:14:25 PM
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

DH

#222
April 03, 2009, 08:46:17 AM
Aldrig kommer att ge dig upp!

General_Failure

#223
April 20, 2009, 10:24:06 AM

The man. The myth. The legend.

NGM

#224
April 26, 2009, 04:51:17 PM Last Edit: April 26, 2009, 04:52:57 PM by NGM
Not sure if this was posted yet.



Now this thread title makes a lot more sense. 
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