The Breathtaking Prose Of Drunken CF Posters

[Rome]

Hookers at the Point, yo.

[MDS]

that is not the first munson has begged to meet me/do something with me/teabag my 12 incher

[hunt]

you people get faggier every day.

[Seabiscuit36]

i had alcohol to the point where things were spinning last night.

am i cool now?

how many BudLimes?

[ice grillin you]

i had alcohol to the point where things were spinning last night.

am i cool now?

how many BudLimes?

more than you could drink....bet

[Seabiscuit36]

i had alcohol to the point where things were spinning last night.

am i cool now?

how many BudLimes?

more than you could drink....bet

i would take that offer up any day of the week

and did you just sign Sun and up for for a drinking game...oh noes

[Munson]

BudLime tastes like candy.


I was at firewaters on thursday and had some beer that was 9% alcohol by volume. Delicious.

Also enjoyed Brown Aled Girl, which may be my new favorite beer. The winter lager they gave me was pretty good too, but I cannot remember the name.

IGY, I enjoy that your fat heart diseased sausage fingers can still find the keys to accuse anyone of being fake drunk. You man titted lug you.

[Beermonkey]

I enjoy that your fat heart diseased sausage fingers can still find the keys to accuse anyone of being fake drunk. You man titted lug you.

I laughed. Nice job Munson.

[ice grillin you]

BudLime tastes like candy.


I was at firewaters on thursday and had some beer that was 9% alcohol by volume. Delicious.

Also enjoyed Brown Aled Girl, which may be my new favorite beer. The winter lager they gave me was pretty good too, but I cannot remember the name.

IGY, I enjoy that your fat heart diseased sausage fingers can still find the keys to accuse anyone of being fake drunk. You man titted lug you.

accuse you?...you prove it every weekend without any help....now youve moved onto to challenging people to chugging contests and thinking 9% beers are craaaaaazeeeee...id say one day you will grow up and know better but i know your tracing your own abusive bastich fathers footprints in the sand and youre on a collision course with daily cases of budweiser smcking your own seeds around and scowering the trailer park for late night newport shorts...nice future

[Munson]

Yeah, you're right...that 21 year old college student is in no way drunk on the weekends. Crazy faker.

The best part about your sorry insults is not one of them is true...where as everyone here knows your an overweight mess who won't make it to 50 years old.
Now there's a bright future.



And yes, the 9% beer was delicious. I know there are many more out there, but as of now that's the highest I've consumed myself. CRAAAAAZZZZZY.

[ice grillin you]

fake drunk typing talking about drinking games and throwing down drinking challenges to people you dont know on the internet is no way to go thru life...i will give you credit for even having internet access in the delware trailer tho

[Munson]

Haha, I was drunk. I'm pretty sure everyone here can out drink everyone else here when they're good and smashed.

But you keep grasping for those trailer park, cigarette smoking, blah blah blah straws...maybe those stubby sausage links you call fingers will actually get one sooner or later.

[SunMo]

i had alcohol to the point where things were spinning last night.

am i cool now?

how many BudLimes?

none...buckets of vodka mixed with monster energy drink

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

fat heart diseased sausage fingers

stubby sausage links you call fingers

Maybe the third time's the charm for that one, huh?

[Phanatic]

Wait Igy's Fat?