the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[phattymatty]

I loved this guy when I was little...

http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/15/jake-the-snake-implodes/

[phattymatty]

i had a dream last night that me and my girl were having dinner at some restaurant and the waiter comes up to take our order with a wet spot on his crotch.  he saw me look at it and just goes, yeah i peed all over myself.  then i laughed and woke up.

[Seabiscuit36]

oops, nip slip

NSFW, really no nip, but its Nina Hartley at 50...http://images2.dvdempire.com/res/movies/1/1422690h.jpg  ha

[SD_Eagle5]

i had a dream last night that me and my girl were having dinner at some restaurant and the waiter comes up to take our order with a wet spot on his crotch.  he saw me look at it and just goes, yeah i peed all over myself.  then i laughed and woke up.

In a puddle?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Rome getting held down by the man

[Phanatic]

12 Photos That Should Never Have Been Posted Online

[rjs246]

CNN is telling me that Megan Fox had a relationship with a russian stripper and now I'm afraid that I'll run out of semen before the day is over.

[phattymatty]

probably your best post ever.

[rjs246]

I've been waiting so long to hear you say that.

[Zanshin]

I've been waiting so long to hear you say that.

He'd probably get lucky if not for your recent depletion of semen.

[ice grillin you]

go to the gq website...theres some amazing pics of her and an even better video of the photo shoot

[SD_Eagle5]

Just got this email:

NBA or NFL?

36
have been 'accused' of spousal abuse


7
have been arrested for fraud


19
have been accused of writing bad checks


'117'
have 'directly' or in-directly
'bankrupted' at least 2 businesses

3
have done time for assault

71,
cannot get a credit card; due to bad credit




14




have been arrested on 'drug-related' charges


8
have been arrested for shoplifting

21
currently
are defendants in lawsuits, and

84
have been arrested, for drunk driving
in the last year


Can
you guess which organization this is?

NBA or NFL......?





Give
up yet? . Scroll down,




Neither,









it's the 435 members of the
' United States ' Congress


The same group of 'Idiots' that crank out
hundreds of new laws each year,
designed to keep the rest of us in line.

[Wingspan]

Welcome to 1999

[phattymatty]

i just won $40M euro in the British lottery

[methdeez]

Strange, becuase the brits are still on the pound...
Oh well, I'd just give them your socal and bank account numbers anyway.