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Quote from: rjs246 on September 16, 2008, 12:38:09 PM
CNN is telling me that Megan Fox had a relationship with a russian stripper and now I'm afraid that I'll run out of semen before the day is over.


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I am sure the mild chuckles received by that image were well worth having to look at everything else that came up with the terms of that image search.

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Baltimore produces so many crime stories that the ones which stand out are really somthing. 

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/local/baltimore_city/bal-md.2crimebriefs170sep17,0,612003.story

QuoteLess than an hour before 18-year-old Dwayne Erving murdered Joseph Bryant, he witnessed the 29-year-old kill one man and wound another. Erving feared Bryant would come after him, so he killed him first, according to a spokeswoman for prosecutors. Yesterday, Erving pleaded guilty to the second-degree murder of Bryant. Erving told police that he watched Bryant kill Taavon Mitchell, 27, in the 1400 block of N. Milton Ave., about 50 minutes before he launched a pre-emptive attack against Bryant in the 2300 block of E. Oliver St., early Aug. 8, 2007. The two killings occurred within two blocks of each other. Police investigating the first crime heard gunshots from the second. Baltimore Circuit Judge John Addison Howard sentenced Erving to 10 years in prison - five of it without the chance of parole - and three years' probation for second-degree murder and two handgun charges. If Erving violates probation, he could face up to 30 years in prison.
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Quote from: Diomedes on September 17, 2008, 05:04:56 PM
Baltimore produces so many crime stories that the ones which stand out are really somthing. 

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/local/baltimore_city/bal-md.2crimebriefs170sep17,0,612003.story

QuoteLess than an hour before 18-year-old Dwayne Erving murdered Joseph Bryant, he witnessed the 29-year-old kill one man and wound another. Erving feared Bryant would come after him, so he killed him first, according to a spokeswoman for prosecutors. Yesterday, Erving pleaded guilty to the second-degree murder of Bryant. Erving told police that he watched Bryant kill Taavon Mitchell, 27, in the 1400 block of N. Milton Ave., about 50 minutes before he launched a pre-emptive attack against Bryant in the 2300 block of E. Oliver St., early Aug. 8, 2007. The two killings occurred within two blocks of each other. Police investigating the first crime heard gunshots from the second. Baltimore Circuit Judge John Addison Howard sentenced Erving to 10 years in prison - five of it without the chance of parole - and three years' probation for second-degree murder and two handgun charges. If Erving violates probation, he could face up to 30 years in prison.

Poor kid

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The Pooh Suit came out tonight for the first time in a couple of years. Wow.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

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