the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[rjs246]

I'm not going to argue with that. I'm just saying that you should eat more hot-dog-based fast food.

[General_Failure]

Nobody should eat hotdog-based food. Fargin' bologna in tube form.

[rjs246]

Smother that shtein in cheese, chili and or bacon and everyone wins.

[General_Failure]

Only the paper companies win. At least the ones that make toilet paper.

[SD_Eagle5]

link

A Sacramento State grad is trying to make money the old fashioned way, by auctioning off her virginity to help pay for her graduate studies. And so far, bidding is up to $250,000.The 22-year-old who is using the pseudonym Natalie Dylan for safety reasons is going through a legal brothel in Nevada to sell her virginity. "The main purpose of this is to finance a couple things in my life," Dylan told CBS13. "I think empowerment of women is picking yourself up and doing something on your own to better yourself."

Dylan says she's already taken a polygraph test to prove her virginal status, and is also willing to undergo a medical exam.

meh

[Tomahawk]

meh? I'm sure you've done worse unless you're a virgin too

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

For $250,000?  Pass.

For $250?  Pass.

For $2.50?  Hit.

[rjs246]

I'd let her put my penis inside of her because I'm a gentleman.

[Tomahawk]

I'd let her because I like to error on the side of slutty

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I'd let her put my penis inside of her because I'm a gentleman.

You might also do that thing you defined on urbandictionary.

[SD_Eagle5]

meh? I'm sure you've done worse unless you're a virgin too

I'd hit it but she's average. I'd rather bang a hot porn star.

[phattymatty]

yes

[rjs246]

Holy shtein that's awesome.

[Father Demon]

IOTY

[reese125]

HSOTY