the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

Started by ice grillin you, March 28, 2006, 02:06:37 PM

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Father Demon

Still going on.  I don't know them, but my neighbors are good friends with them.  The story I got from the neighbor's daughter told me they were drunk, he's lost his job or something, and he pulled a gun on her and held it to her head.  She called the cops at 5:30 AM, and when they showed he let her out.  He's still locked in, and the SWAT team is about to make entry, and he has stopped responding to the cell phone callas about an hour ago.  When I was up there, the cops made us all get out of line of sight from the house, and said they were going in soon.

I'm sunburned like a mutherfarger.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

PhillyPhreak54


Father Demon

Nothing worth sharing.  The video is of a bunch of cop cars up and down the street, and maybe a shot of the house.  It's all very suburbanly boring.

I may go back to watch a bit more, but I needed hydrating.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

ice grillin you

what does it mean when you have a bad urge to piss but when you go try a few drops come out and youre done...then when you go back and sit down you have to go again...repeat

probably a urinary tract infection but i thought pain was associated with those...i have no pain whatsoever...are there any home cures for this?
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Geowhizzer

Quote from: ice grillin you on July 20, 2008, 02:52:58 PM
what does it mean when you have a bad urge to piss but when you go try a few drops come out and youre done...then when you go back and sit down you have to go again...repeat

probably a urinary tract infection but i thought pain was associated with those...i have no pain whatsoever...are there any home cures for this?

Welcome to middle age, oldtimer.

ice grillin you

i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Diomedes

it's the clap, your girl been farging around on you, huh??
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

MDS

whats it called when you piss but instead it comes out of your ass?
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

ice grillin you

Quote from: Diomedes on July 20, 2008, 02:59:25 PM
it's the clap, your girl been farging around on you, huh??


been there....the clap has you pissin out razor blades...hence the reason i mentioned theres no pain associated with this
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Diomedes

it could be a bladder infection, or a UTI as you said

time to see the doctor, holmes
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Rome

Quote from: MDS on July 20, 2008, 03:00:54 PM
whats it called when you piss but instead it comes out of your ass?

Pat's Steaks.

ice grillin you

Quote from: MDS on July 20, 2008, 03:00:54 PM
whats it called when you piss but instead it comes out of your ass?

water sports?


i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

ice grillin you

good news on the urethra franklin front

according to my girls mother taking anti biotics causes pee problems and i happen to currently be on an anti biotic for another condition

all is well
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Susquehanna Birder


Diomedes

what happened with the standoff at Demon's cul de sac?
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger