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Seabiscuit36

#12045
July 17, 2008, 03:48:04 PM
wow, farg That
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Seabiscuit36

#12046
July 18, 2008, 09:31:07 AM
http://www.revolutiontt.net/goodwillweekend.php

Open invites to RevTT this weekend, a badass Torrent site
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

General_Failure

#12047
July 18, 2008, 11:40:24 AM
The igniter on my grill hasn't been working. Now I have no hair on my right hand.

The man. The myth. The legend.

rjs246

#12048
July 18, 2008, 11:48:59 AM
Except the palms, right?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

General_Failure

#12049
July 18, 2008, 11:57:24 AM
No, I washed those off.

The man. The myth. The legend.

rjs246

#12050
July 18, 2008, 03:09:24 PM
I just had caffeine for the first time in about 3 weeks and I can literally hear the poop screaming to get out of my ass.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Tomahawk

#12051
July 18, 2008, 03:30:19 PM

PhillyPhreak54

#12052
July 18, 2008, 05:53:14 PM
Yes!

Just like a frenchman to give up or not be able to close the deal.

She may be 41 but she's still fargin hot.

SD_Eagle5

#12053
July 18, 2008, 06:30:00 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on July 18, 2008, 03:09:24 PM
I just had caffeine for the first time in about 3 weeks and I can literally hear the poop screaming to get out of my ass.

Coffee keeps me regular. 30 minutes after my first cup I'm on the shteinter.

I hit the toilet seat when I was taking a leak at school the other day, thought about wiping it off but then I remembered how upset it makes certain people and decided to leave it. I'm an icehole.

Rome

#12054
July 18, 2008, 06:48:56 PM
Hitting the seat while seated takes talent.

rjs246

#12055
July 18, 2008, 07:15:53 PM
If you're thinking about me while you're pissing you have bigger problems than just being an icehole. Though rest assured, you are an icehole as well.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Rome

#12056
July 18, 2008, 07:25:45 PM
Settle down, toughie.  It's not like he was thinking about you while he was beating off.  In the shower.  The hot, steamy shower...

rjs246

#12057
July 18, 2008, 10:26:19 PM
I wasn't insinuating that he was gay, I was insinuating that he loves me. And pee. And that is a problem.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

SD_Eagle5

#12058
July 18, 2008, 10:59:35 PM
Quote from: Rome on July 18, 2008, 06:48:56 PM
Hitting the seat while seated takes talent.
I ricochet it off my balls

Father Demon

#12059
July 18, 2008, 11:15:30 PM
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.
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