the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Yeti]

Well, their service is state of the art.

[Seabiscuit36]

Munson's Guitar turned 19 last friday

[Munson]

Munson's Guitar turned 19 last friday

I am disappointed that that clone didn't last past 2 posts.

[General_Failure]

Munson's Guitar turned 19 last friday

I am disappointed that that clone didn't last past 2 posts.

Way to set that t-ball stand up, big guy.

[Munson]

I would more then welcome it.

I'm sure it could get some laughs, from me included.

[Drunkmasterflex]

So yesterday was a banner day for me.  It started out with my first mission at 0500, I drank another man's piss.  He left a piss bottle in my turret from the day before and it just so happened to be a gatorade bottle and mine was sitting right next to it.  At least I didn't swallow it. 

Then we had a mission lastnight and I thought that I was about to die.  There was a light inside my turret that fell and hit me in the leg and banged around the floor.  It looked and felt like a grenade.  My gunner: "WTF was that?" Me: "I don't know, but it is right next to my foot."  That was the longest 3 seconds of my life.

[Munson]

Christ....Be careful man. Piss is not good for you.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

That might Munson's worst post ever.  A new low for .

[Seabiscuit36]

So yesterday was a banner day for me.  It started out with my first mission at 0500, I drank another man's piss.  He left a piss bottle in my turret from the day before and it just so happened to be a gatorade bottle and mine was sitting right next to it.  At least I didn't swallow it. 

Then we had a mission lastnight and I thought that I was about to die.  There was a light inside my turret that fell and hit me in the leg and banged around the floor.  It looked and felt like a grenade.  My gunner: "WTF was that?" Me: "I don't know, but it is right next to my foot."  That was the longest 3 seconds of my life.

DMF, what was the light?

[Diomedes]

pee is sterile
you'll be aiight

I dunno about telling too many people about that though...might wanna file that particular war story under "shtein you don't talk to anyone about."

[Geowhizzer]

So yesterday was a banner day for me.  It started out with my first mission at 0500, I drank another man's piss.  He left a piss bottle in my turret from the day before and it just so happened to be a gatorade bottle and mine was sitting right next to it.  At least I didn't swallow it. 

Then we had a mission lastnight and I thought that I was about to die.  There was a light inside my turret that fell and hit me in the leg and banged around the floor.  It looked and felt like a grenade.  My gunner: "WTF was that?" Me: "I don't know, but it is right next to my foot."  That was the longest 3 seconds of my life.

DMF, what was the light?

[Drunkmasterflex]

So yesterday was a banner day for me.  It started out with my first mission at 0500, I drank another man's piss.  He left a piss bottle in my turret from the day before and it just so happened to be a gatorade bottle and mine was sitting right next to it.  At least I didn't swallow it. 

Then we had a mission lastnight and I thought that I was about to die.  There was a light inside my turret that fell and hit me in the leg and banged around the floor.  It looked and felt like a grenade.  My gunner: "WTF was that?" Me: "I don't know, but it is right next to my foot."  That was the longest 3 seconds of my life.

DMF, what was the light?

The light is a flashlight that is supposed to be mounted in the turret, in this case it was broken.  Dio as far as the drinking the piss, I don't really care if people know, it is funny.

[Rome]

^ This mofo can't get home soon enough.  Stay safe, dingus.  Seriously. ^

[Feva]

So yesterday was a banner day for me.  It started out with my first mission at 0500, I drank another man's piss.  He left a piss bottle in my turret from the day before and it just so happened to be a gatorade bottle and mine was sitting right next to it.  At least I didn't swallow it. 

Then we had a mission lastnight and I thought that I was about to die.  There was a light inside my turret that fell and hit me in the leg and banged around the floor.  It looked and felt like a grenade.  My gunner: "WTF was that?" Me: "I don't know, but it is right next to my foot."  That was the longest 3 seconds of my life.

This mofo can't get home soon enough.  Stay safe, dingus.  Seriously.

Especially since he's clumsy enough to be drinking somebody else's piss... it's only a matter of time before he blows the wrong shtein up.

[Drunkmasterflex]

Appreciate the confidence Feva.