I Gave Some Lady The Finger

[WEST is GOD]

It's not intimidating. I don't think anyone gets intimidated by someone looking at them.

Of course not.  It's not like any fights evolve from one douche bag saying "What the farg are you looking at?"

They aren't intimidated, they are just trying to act like a hardass.

[MadMarchHare]

Actually, I usually drive with my left hand, with my right already in the extended finger position in my lap for quick use.

Back in the 80s I was driving in Cheltenham on a 4 lane road.  Went down a hill and back up to a light, good half mile.  There was an accident in the righthand lane at the light, with a cop on the scene.  So there was a huge line of cars in the left lane.  I waited through the queue, and just as I got to the cop, this douche bag comes screaming up the right hand lane, nudges in front of me and waves thanks.  So I flipped him off.  He got out of his car and started coming toward me, in front of the cop.  The cop actually said, "Are you farging kidding me?"  He glared at me while I pointed and laughed.  The cop then came over to me and said, "It's too hot for that shtein, son."  HA!

[rjs246]

I was sitting in DC suburb traffic basically not moving two years ago in my Mustang GT on the phone with my ladyfriend. I look in my rearview mirror to see an F-150 barreling towards me.  I had just enough time to curse loudly before impact. Long story short I was lead impact of a 5 car accident.

While about ten of us are standing around, with our cars on the shoulder not blocking traffic some farging redneck leans out his window and screams "icehole!" in the general viscinity of me. I'm not sure if he was talking to me, or the bitch who hit me or his imaginary bunny, but since many of us had just had our cars destroyed, the whole group of us lost it and started chasing after his ass on foot. We didn't catch him, since he was in a car and we were  idiots, but for a brief moment the euphoria of picturing the lot of us dragging his ass into the street and pummeling him until he cried was extremely satsifying.

[Wingspan]

That kind of shtein would happen all the time at computer camp when I was a kid.

i went to...but you admitted it 1st

[Geowhizzer]

That kind of shtein would happen all the time at computer camp when I was a kid.

One kid would ask to borrow my dungeons & dragons floppy diskette, and before you knew it, one thing would lead to another and then "boom!"  It was fargin' on, yo.

Romey, what in the world was that when you were a kid?  An abacus?

[Rome]

Come on, guys.  I'm 40 years-old.  They didn't even have computers when I was a kid.

Well, the Department of Defense did and big ass corporations did too but little kids didn't have computers nor were there camps.

It was a joke.   


I did go to an ice hockey camp when I was 12 or 13.  The Little Flyers had one in Flourtown over Christmas break and it was cool.  Got to meet Bob Clarke & Bob Kelly there.

So I have that going for me at least.   

[Geowhizzer]

Computers from my childhood:


Computers from Romey's childhood:

[stillupfront]

I love laying on the horn for an extremely long time to freak out the extremely old or young when they do something stupid.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Seriously, is anyone in the Boston area?  I think rjs needs a hug.

[Wingspan]

You are seriously creepy.

[methdeez]

what is going on here?
Is this some lame attempt at a prank? Did ff get hacked? or is he just drunk and wierd?

[mussa]

he came out of the closet and directly into russels ANUS

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

mussa's cage fight with the English language clearly ended in a "no contest".