I Gave Some Lady The Finger

mussa · October 17, 2005, 03:17:23 PM

driving saturday morning, i was prob going 50 in a 40, a lady pulls out in front of me. so instead of brakeing, i just passed her in the turning lane. she beeped the horn as I passed, so i slid open the back window in my truck and gave her the bird. its felt so good. i love flickin people off.

T_Section224 · October 17, 2005, 04:00:47 PM

i probably use the bird more then i should. my wife insists that i use the horn instead, so i've doubled up, lay on the horn and flick the finger. it's more then she bargained for, but it makes me feel good.

Rome · October 17, 2005, 04:10:37 PM

Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 17, 2005, 03:07:23 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on October 17, 2005, 02:59:06 PM
You did the wrong thing. The first thing you need to learn is that whatever your girlfriend or wife says is right. Without exception.

She has the Hoyda, you don't. If you want to lick it or stick it on a regular basis in the future, that's something you're going to have to come to grips with.

Your wife does your posting for you doesn't she?

If it means getting a sloppy blow job from her on occasion, then yes, she does my posting for me.

Susquehanna Birder · October 17, 2005, 04:35:27 PM

I like to use it when somebody jumps ahead of me, out of turn, in traffic, and they have the gall to wave to me like I allowed them to go. So my finger is more of a "you're welcome, a-hole" gesture.

rjs246 · October 17, 2005, 04:37:32 PM

Typically I give the 'extremely exaggerated smile and thumbs up' to people who do stupid shtein. But the finger comes out pretty frquently when I'm not in the mood to be subtle.

WEST is GOD · October 17, 2005, 04:48:06 PM

I don't give the finger, it's pretty weak. I laugh when people give it to me because it's the most moronic offensive gesture out there. It's a finger. I prefer giving a cold stare to another driver. It shows more discontent.

T_Section224 · October 17, 2005, 04:58:17 PM

odd, i laugh at people who give me the cold stare

rjs246 · October 17, 2005, 05:00:17 PM

The idea is not to intimidate, at least for me, it is simply to let them know that they are jackasses and that they have done something stupid to deserve ridicule. One person in a car tryig to intimidate another person in a car is farging retarded.

T_Section224 · October 17, 2005, 05:03:14 PM

which is why i usually laugh at them

WEST is GOD · October 17, 2005, 05:14:47 PM

It's not intimidating. I don't think anyone gets intimidated by someone looking at them. I prefer it as a better way to express your displeasure. The finger doesn't express anger well.

PhillyPhreak54 · October 17, 2005, 06:15:01 PM

I use the finger often. And a good hearty "go farg yourself" goes right along with it too.

Sgt PSN · October 17, 2005, 09:16:38 PM

Quote from: TO is GOD on October 17, 2005, 05:14:47 PM
It's not intimidating. I don't think anyone gets intimidated by someone looking at them.

Of course not. It's not like any fights evolve from one douche bag saying "What the farg are you looking at?"

Rome · October 17, 2005, 10:29:40 PM

That kind of shtein would happen all the time at computer camp when I was a kid.

One kid would ask to borrow my dungeons & dragons floppy diskette, and before you knew it, one thing would lead to another and then "boom!" It was fargin' on, yo.

General_Failure · October 17, 2005, 10:39:46 PM

Why didn't you nerds just copy the disk?

Rome · October 17, 2005, 10:41:10 PM

No, really...