I Gave Some Lady The Finger

rjs246 · October 17, 2005, 02:14:01 PM

I gave some middle-aged lady the finger this weekend because she was in the middle of an intersection Hoyda-footing around and blocking traffic in all directions. Oh yes, and her daughter was in the car with her.

My ladyfriend yelled at me about it claiming that I scared the woman. If she's scared of a middle finger she has no business being alive, let alone operating a vehicle. Further, if I ever do something stupid while driving I EXPECT to be given the finger. I would scoff at the nancies that didn't give me the finger.

Stupidity = getting the finger. It isn't a difficult equation.

I don't think flicking someone off is a big deal. My ladyfriend seems to disagree. Thoughts?

BigEd76 · October 17, 2005, 02:17:22 PM

I don't do it because I don't want to be gunned down by a lunatic...

PG, on the other hand.....there's not enough fingers...

hunt · October 17, 2005, 02:18:46 PM

stealing a topic is a much more serious offense, imo.

Diomedes · October 17, 2005, 02:19:00 PM

My girlfriend freaks out when I honk at someone, or give them the bird. She thinks I'm going to get us killed. Given where I live, I suppose she's not crazy, but goddamnit I won't be intimidated into letting stupid people off the hook. You block the intersection, I don't care if you look like the most dangerous stillupfront ever, I'm gonna give you hell.

rjs246 · October 17, 2005, 02:19:48 PM

Quote from: mhunt on October 17, 2005, 02:18:46 PM
stealing a topic is a much more serious offense, imo.

I wanted opinions of these idiots, not the other idiots.

PoopyfaceMcGee · October 17, 2005, 02:20:29 PM

Quote from: Diomedes on October 17, 2005, 02:19:00 PM
I don't care if you look like the most dangerous stillupfront ever

Quality filter.

Father Demon · October 17, 2005, 02:34:08 PM

My wife and I were driving yesterday, and this ass-wipe in a itty bitty Honda cuts us off, and then slows down. I pulled in the left lane and got next to him at the next stop sign. This 38 year old is bopping his head up and down to the tunes on his 8-Track, hat on sideways, and bling glasses on. He looks over and gives us a "Yo, I'm cool so what's up with you?' nod and wink.

My wife smiles at him, winks back, and just as he thinks he's getting somewhere with her she raises her hand from under the window with her finger sticking up proudly, and mouths "F*** You, Assho le" to him.

He looked shocked and bewilder as we drove off, and I had never been prouder of her. It's not usually her character to do that....

rjs246 · October 17, 2005, 02:36:07 PM

I think I just got wood for Demon's wife.

Mad-Lad · October 17, 2005, 02:43:09 PM

Stop fingering old ladies.

I'm looking at it from a pedestrians point of view.

My girl goes apeshtein when drivers are stupid. Considering a large portion of drivers are stupid, it happens quite often. She's turned her ring down and smacked the hoods of cars before. Drivers have this tendency to drive into the crosswalk when the lights red, or they feel it's important to make the light so they don't have to wait, yet wind up waiting with their car sticking halfway into the intersection. That, and just so you Chicago drivers know.... A bike lane is exactly what it's labeled, a lane for bikes.

come on morons, it's not that difficult.

rjs246 · October 17, 2005, 02:49:51 PM

Pedestrians should be shot.

There is no 'jay walking' law in Massachusetts so people will just walk out into traffic and expect the drivers to slam their breaks on. And if you do happen to hit some jackass who decided to walk out in front of you while you're driving 45 mph the driver is 100% at fault no matter what the situation. It's farging infuriating. In some neighborhoods people don't even look, they just walk out, frequently dragging their kids with them. farging hicks. Get it through your head, my car wieghs over 3000 pounds and will smash you good. Show some farging common sense and don't walk out in front of it while I'm speeding through your neighborhood.

Mad-Lad · October 17, 2005, 02:54:23 PM

Rome · October 17, 2005, 02:59:06 PM

You did the wrong thing. The first thing you need to learn is that whatever your girlfriend or wife says is right. Without exception.

She has the Hoyda, you don't. If you want to lick it or stick it on a regular basis in the future, that's something you're going to have to come to grips with.

MURP · October 17, 2005, 03:02:54 PM

Mad-Lad · October 17, 2005, 03:06:07 PM

Sgt PSN · October 17, 2005, 03:07:23 PM

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on October 17, 2005, 02:59:06 PM
You did the wrong thing. The first thing you need to learn is that whatever your girlfriend or wife says is right. Without exception.

She has the Hoyda, you don't. If you want to lick it or stick it on a regular basis in the future, that's something you're going to have to come to grips with.

Your wife does your posting for you doesn't she?