the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Diomedes]

I got a puerto rican/whitecaltholic mongrel and she'll do anything I want.

[Seabiscuit36]

haha, lucky man

here's a random musing i found out that it appears i have a torn rotator cuff in addition to a dislocated shoulder.  AWESOME

[rjs246]

Don't hit her so hard next time.

[Seabiscuit36]

Don't hit her so hard next time.

Like i said, Italian, the harder the better

[rjs246]

It's harder to tear your rotator cuff if you just use the jab.

[Sgt PSN]

It's harder to tear your rotator cuff if you just use the jab.

If she avoids the jab though then you could dork up your elbow. 

[General_Failure]

Knee to the stomach, guys. Knee to the stomach.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

No, apparently we can NOT all just get along?

[Father Demon]

The 20 Best Nude Scenes of 2007

You might not have heard of Mr. Skin prior to 2007, but once Knocked Up hit screens, Mr. Skin became a household name. And who better to throw together a top 20 nude scenes of 2007 list then the dude whose job it is to spot, record and gain access to each and every piece of big-screen nudity. It may not be the most intellectual year-end list, but it's certainly one that grabs a lot of attention. So who made the list? Who came in at number one? And would Mr. Skin throw a bone to the film that catapulted the site to nekked super-stardom? I think maybe ...

Coming in at numero uno on the top nude scenes of 2007 list was -- drum roll please -- 43-year-old (and still hot) Marisa Tomei for baring all that and then some in Sidney Lumet's Before the Devil Knows You're Dead. Tomei wastes no time in shedding off the clothes, as the film's opening shot reveals her bent over on all fours doing the nasty with Philip Seymour Hoffman. She continues to remain nude for a good hour of the film until, finally (and regretfully) she puts her clothes back on. Surprisingly, Natalie Portman's infamous nude scene in the Wes Anderson short Hotel Chevalier came in at number three (proving you can weigh 70 pounds soaking wet and still look hot), while Keeley Hazell (Cashback), Christina Ricci (Black Snake Moan) and Sienna Miller (Factory Girl) rounded out the top five. Knocked Up finally crashes the list at number 10 (with nude shots of Stormy Daniels, Nautica Thorn and a Mr. Skin plug at the fifty-nine-minute mark). Special kudos from Cinematical go out to Heather Matarazzo (18 on the list) for sporting the birthday suit in Hostel: Part II (is this the same girl from Welcome to the Dollhouse?) and Danielle Harris (17 on the list) for her nude scene in Zombie's Halloween ... after playing little Jamie Lloyd in Halloween 4 and 5 almost 20 years ago. Oh, and even though it's TV, shouldn't the cast of Tell Me You Love Me get some sort of special nudity award for 2007? Like, most uncomfortable nudity ever! It's only right ...


1. Marissa Tomei - Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
2. Keeley Hazell - Cashback
3. Natalie Portman - Hotel Chevalier
4. Christina Ricci - Black Snake Moan
5. Sienna Miller - Factory Girl
6. Roselyn Sanchez - Yellow
7. Malin Ackerman - The Heartbreak Kid
8. Eva Mendes - We Own the Night
9. Lena Headey - 300
10. Stormy Daniels and Nautica Thorne - Knocked Up
11. Alexa Davalos - Feast of Love
12. Chelan Simmons - Good Luck Chuck
13. Wei Tang - Lust, Caution
14. Ashley Judd - Bug
15. Olivia Wilder - Alpha Dog
16. Ana Claudia Talancon - Alone With Her
17. Danielle Harris - Halloween
18. Heather Matarazzo - Hostel: Part II
19. Amber Valetta - The Last Time
20. Lucy Liu - Rise: Blood Hunter

[phattymatty]

so i guess because of this whole sean taylor thing i had it in my head, but i had a dream last night that someone broke into my bedroom with a gun, but i had a machete under the bed and i cut the guys hand off.  then i cut his other hand off.  then i rolled around the house ninja style and found 3 more dudes and cut all of their hands off.  then i just stood around taunting them, saying things like, what are you gonna do, hit me?  it was awesome. 

[Sgt PSN]

It the Taylor incident had anything to do with your dream then you would have used your machete to sever their femoral arteries instead of something as non-life threatening as handputations.   

[Seabiscuit36]

so i guess because of this whole sean taylor thing i had it in my head, but i had a dream last night that someone broke into my bedroom with a gun, but i had a machete under the bed and i cut the guys hand off.  then i cut his other hand off.  then i rolled around the house ninja style and found 3 more dudes and cut all of their hands off.  then i just stood around taunting them, saying things like, what are you gonna do, hit me?  it was awesome. 

that must have been some good weed

[MadMarchHare]

Spirit Airlines offers a "MILF" special

Many Islands, Low Fares.  HAHAHAHHA!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Race relations in this country are awsum!

[General_Failure]

Damn those firefighters. They've created such an environment of hate that the poor guy wrote his own note to save them the trouble.