Also, where are the Haikus? (MURP)

[rjs246]

Yeah its over. Oh well, I had a good run.

[MURP]

Best Haiku Thread Yet
Guaranteed Victory for
the Eagles this week.

[MURP]

Lock coffin

lmao

[Geowhizzer]

Poems overrated
They just don't work any more
Like passing first down

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Absinthe loves Mayor
Dead Tree Crew butt sex abounds
Many poop babies

I find this quite arcane; is it some sort of inside joke?  In order to properly insult me with this, sir, I'm afraid you'll need to explain it.

The Mayor presides
Over a bunch of morons
Known as Dead Tree Crew

Best Haiku Thread Yet
Guaranteed Victory for
the Eagles this week.

You're right, they might win
Since, now, we want them to lose
Mother farging Birds

[Feva]

Onto the Lions
Williams, Johnson... meet Will James.
Yup, Eagles are farged

[hbionic]

Blacks, whites, asians, la-
tinos, red sox had the curse
of the bambino.

[hbionic]

vodka, rum, whiskey
bicardi, packers have the
curse of lombardi

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Chuggie's prose sickens
It makes baby Jesus cry
Favre Jesus Favre Favre

[rjs246]

McNabb says he's 'Black'.
RJS is not so sure,
'Bitch' is more like it.

[hbionic]

pee-pee-, ca-ca, spit,
and farts. Freddie is master
at game of butt darts.

[hbionic]

By the way points for using the word 'Prose'.

[hbionic]

cops, gays, clowns and jews.
Turkey or Pig, what bacon
should I use? Hello.

[MDS]

McNabb is a Hoyda
His vagina is all wet
What a farging bitch

[absinthe1023]

Absinthe loves Mayor
Dead Tree Crew butt sex abounds
Many poop babies

I find this quite arcane; is it some sort of inside joke?  In order to properly insult me with this, sir, I'm afraid you'll need to explain it.

The Mayor presides
Over a bunch of morons
Known as Dead Tree Crew

Best Haiku Thread Yet
Guaranteed Victory for
the Eagles this week.

That sounds reasonable, FastFreddie, but I still do not see how this is relevant in this situation.  Whenever I hear "Mayor", the only person that comes to mind is the Honorable Marion Berry....