Also, where are the Haikus? (MURP)

[hbionic]

We need all the help we can get. C'mon MURP get on it!!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Chuggie loves teh cock
I-G-Y loves the taterskins
Eagles lose by 2

[rjs246]

Defense sucks versus run.
Offense can't execute plays.
Don't hold your breath, jerks.

[hbionic]

Chuggie loves teh cock
I-G-Y loves the taterskins
Eagles lose by 2

I know I wasn't the only one counting the vowels with my fingers to make sure it qualified as a haiku. Finger counting bastiches!

[hbionic]

MURP forgot this thread
I resurrected this thread
People like this thread

[Father Demon]

Negative Nellies
On this board love to spout doom.
Eagles by seven.

[rjs246]

Rainbows and sunshine
Have never and will never
Belong in Philly.

[hbionic]

Negative Nellies
I've never touched my dogs balls
Rainbows and sunshine

[Father Demon]

McNabb - 3 TDs.
Westbrook - 210 yards*.
Skins 'splode IGY.



* All purpose yards, of course.

[Sgt PSN]

Chuggie loves teh cock
I-G-Y loves the taterskins
Eagles lose by 2

I know I wasn't the only one counting the vowels with my fingers to make sure it qualified as a haiku. Finger counting bastiches!

vowels don't matter when
writing haiku.  it's about
syllables, dumb ass

[Sgt PSN]

Rainbows and sunshine
Have never and will never
Belong in Philly.

i think you're wrong be-
cause it's always sunny in
philadelphia

[hbionic]

Who's Jason Campbell?
Kearse gets hurt or acts like it
Where's Mike Patterson?

[hbionic]

vowels don't matter when
writing haiku.  it's about
syllables, dumb ass

You are right, I'm wrong
I messed up. I admit it.
But you still counted.

[rjs246]

Lito Sheppard and The Freak
Hurt their vaginas
farging tighten up, nancies.

[Father Demon]

i think you're wrong be-
cause it's always sunny in
philadelphia

And...

vowels don't matter when
writing haiku.  it's about
syllables, dumb ass

Sarge wins the Haiku contest.

Wow..  two awards in one day.