Also, where are the Haikus? (MURP)

Started by hbionic, September 17, 2007, 11:55:51 AM

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absinthe1023

Quote from: rjs246 on September 18, 2007, 05:16:42 PM
Lay off the Tab key.
Please choke on my ballbag hair.
You know you love it.

You have no ballbag
Doc lied to your mom at birth
No dick that's a clit

SunMo

I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

SD_Eagle5

Quote from: absinthe1023 on September 18, 2007, 05:13:43 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on September 18, 2007, 05:05:25 PM
Gibbs is old
can't wait till he's dead
piss on grave


Are you aware of
Basic haiku rules?  Must be
anencephalic

I make my own rules
Gibbs will be dead soon, joy joy
Go farg yourself racist

PhillyPhanInDC

Quote from: absinthe1023 on September 18, 2007, 05:25:31 PM
You have no ballbag
Doc lied to your mom at birth
No dick that's a clit

Wow. That must burn. I am sure that RJS is somewhere cowering in shame. Don't you have a few black folk that need stringin' up, or a few red women that need rapin'?

"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

absinthe1023

Quote from: ice grillin you on September 18, 2007, 05:18:09 PM
Quote from: absinthe1023 on September 18, 2007, 05:01:59 PM
Pot calls kettle black
McNabb shouts out "White Lightning"
Skills gone, now spouts crap

no one likes mcnabb
you worship a racist symbol and name
redneck from fredricksburg

Greetings I G Y
No link to Fredericksburg here
What a random thought

PoopyfaceMcGee

Absinthe loves Mayor
Dead Tree Crew butt sex abounds
Many poop babies

Geowhizzer

Students tried to trash
They stopped after I'd written
Many detentions

MDS

Douche in Birds jersey
Had green beed necklace around neck
Wanted to punch him
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

rjs246

Quote from: Geowhizzer on September 18, 2007, 08:25:03 PM
Students tried to trash
They stopped after I'd written
Many detentions

Hilarious.

Quote from: MDS on September 18, 2007, 09:17:16 PM
Douche in Birds jersey
Had green beed necklace around neck
Wanted to punch him


Munson?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Munson

Quote from: rjs246 on September 18, 2007, 10:37:28 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on September 18, 2007, 08:25:03 PM
Students tried to trash
They stopped after I'd written
Many detentions

Hilarious.

Quote from: MDS on September 18, 2007, 09:17:16 PM
Douche in Birds jersey
Had green beed necklace around neck
Wanted to punch him


Munson?

I defintately
Don't wear beed necklaces cause
They are super gay
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

absinthe1023

Quote from: FastFreddie on September 18, 2007, 07:59:33 PM
Absinthe loves Mayor
Dead Tree Crew butt sex abounds
Many poop babies

I find this quite arcane; is it some sort of inside joke?  In order to properly insult me with this, sir, I'm afraid you'll need to explain it.

rjs246

Quote from: Munson on September 18, 2007, 10:45:43 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on September 18, 2007, 10:37:28 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on September 18, 2007, 08:25:03 PM
Students tried to trash
They stopped after I'd written
Many detentions

Hilarious.

Quote from: MDS on September 18, 2007, 09:17:16 PM
Douche in Birds jersey
Had green beed necklace around neck
Wanted to punch him


Munson?

I defintately
Don't wear beed necklaces cause
They are super gay

You wear cut-off sleeves
And strum a farging guitar
To get teh girls, freak.

Automatically
That should disqualify you
From access to air.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Munson

Quote from: rjs246 on September 18, 2007, 10:56:04 PM
Quote from: Munson on September 18, 2007, 10:45:43 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on September 18, 2007, 10:37:28 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on September 18, 2007, 08:25:03 PM
Students tried to trash
They stopped after I'd written
Many detentions

Hilarious.

Quote from: MDS on September 18, 2007, 09:17:16 PM
Douche in Birds jersey
Had green beed necklace around neck
Wanted to punch him


Munson?

I defintately
Don't wear beed necklaces cause
They are super gay

You wear cut-off sleeves
And strum a farging guitar
To get teh girls, freak.

Automatically
That should disqualify you
From access to air.

I can't help it if
I'm dead sexy with these guns
I'll write you a song
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

rjs246

Wow, I guess I laughed.
Munson just made me chuckle.
Suicide for me.

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

SunMo

Quote from: rjs246 on September 18, 2007, 11:00:12 PM
Wow, I guess I laughed.
Munson just made me chuckle.
Suicide for me.

loc k thread, lock forum
Lock message board and teh webz
Lock coffin
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.