Also, where are the Haikus? (MURP)

[rjs246]

I plan on punching
My great dane in the neck-piece
In a fit of rage.

[Zanshin]

Dog will bite your balls,
Making you quite impotent
Much like Birds "offense"

[rjs246]

Some bean bag nibbles
Will feel like sweet monkey sex
Compared to last night.

[SD_Eagle5]

I have a hangover
Bacon tastes good with hot sauce
shteinting later will hurt

[SunMo]

This thread now sucks
Feels quite familiar
Tom Hanks in Philadelphia had more energy

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

This thread now sucks
Feels quite familiar
Tom Hanks in Philadelphia had more energy

Worst haiku ever?
Stop trying to give us AIDS
This thread farged your mom

[absinthe1023]

Campbell is black, too
Why no criticism there?
Oh, he does not suck

[SunMo]

campbell was awful
missed about 3 touchdowns
have fun with your racist organization

[rjs246]

Best haiku ever?

[absinthe1023]

Pot calls kettle black
McNabb shouts out "White Lightning"
Skills gone, now spouts crap

[SD_Eagle5]

Gibbs is old
can't wait till he's dead
piss on grave

[absinthe1023]

Gibbs is old
can't wait till he's dead
piss on grave

Are you aware of
Basic haiku rules?  Must be
anencephalic

[rjs246]

Lay off the Tab key.
Please choke on my ballbag hair.
You know you love it.

[ice grillin you]

Pot calls kettle black
McNabb shouts out "White Lightning"
Skills gone, now spouts crap

no one likes mcnabb
you worship a racist symbol and name
redneck from fredricksburg

[PhillyPhanInDC]

redneck from fredricksburg

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