Also, where are the Haikus? (MURP)

Started by hbionic, September 17, 2007, 11:55:51 AM

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hbionic

#30
September 17, 2007, 05:40:23 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on September 17, 2007, 04:56:00 PM
Its not really rape
If MDS asks for it.
I'll go vomit now.
Quote from: MDS on September 17, 2007, 04:51:38 PM
russell is angry
someone please do calm him down
he will rape again
Quote from: Wingspan on September 17, 2007, 04:28:39 PM
Fast Freddie likes to
buy witty t-shirts at kohls
and show us. Go Birds.
Quote from: MDS on September 17, 2007, 02:50:56 PM
Rex Ryan resembles
An aborted fetus, yea
Give him the job, Jeff
Quote from: FastFreddie on September 17, 2007, 01:51:53 PM
Reno muffs a punt
Donovan tosses 3 picks
Fans shouting for Kolb


How can we not win tonight?
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Geowhizzer

#31
September 17, 2007, 06:55:34 PM
Monday Night Football
Rejuvenates the Eagles
Beat down the taterskins


Donovan McNabb
Has been a great quarterback
His days are numbered


Hey Fat Andy Reid
You need a punt returner
Know Brian Westbrook?

PoopyfaceMcGee

#32
September 17, 2007, 06:59:10 PM
Tonight I'm rockin'
The black Chad Lewis jersey
Wingspan asked for pics

Rusty and the Todd
Sitting in a big ol' tree
Crazy anal sex!

Chris Cooley's a flag
But I do not give a shtein
Just score 8, icehole!

Geowhizzer

#33
September 18, 2007, 12:19:50 AM
My heart can't take this
Like a hammer to my balls
Only more painful

rjs246

#34
September 18, 2007, 12:21:49 AM
Why is everyone upset?
The outcome was clear.
Front office balls in your throat.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Sgt PSN

#35
September 18, 2007, 12:48:09 AM
Aids, Andy Reid, Aids
Die, Andy Reid, Die......of Aids
Take your kids with you

rjs246

#36
September 18, 2007, 12:49:57 AM
Remember TO?
I farging hated that dude.
I still do, but shtein.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Feva

#37
September 18, 2007, 04:28:52 AM
Got two hours of sleep
Stayed up to watch that bullshtein
farging hate this team
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

Yeti

#38
September 18, 2007, 11:35:45 AM
The Birds will still win
Our lame eastern division.
Drink the damn kool aid.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

SunMo

#39
September 18, 2007, 11:45:42 AM
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

rjs246

#40
September 18, 2007, 11:54:31 AM
So angry today.
Peers are uncomfortable.
zesty drunk tonight.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

troyhstewart

#41
September 18, 2007, 12:03:49 PM Last Edit: September 18, 2007, 12:07:56 PM by troyhstewart
You need Heroin?
Just call Britt and Garrett Reid
They will hook you up

Phanatic

#42
September 18, 2007, 12:04:12 PM
fargety farg farg
fargety fargety farg
fargety farg farg
This post is brought to you by Alcohol!

PoopyfaceMcGee

#43
September 18, 2007, 12:10:01 PM
Even in NC
Being mocked by colleagues
fargers are Pats fans

Zanshin

#44
September 18, 2007, 12:17:54 PM
Eagles sort of suck
Can't say I'm very surprised
Some birds need to fly

Donovan McNabb
What the farg, dude? You can't hit
The side of a barn...

My Sunday schedule
Just opened up a little
the wife will be thrilled.
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