the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[General_Failure]

He's just asking to be shot then.

[ice grillin you]

this might change some of your lives...

http://www.baconsalt.com/

[Cerevant]

this might change some of your lives...

http://www.baconsalt.com/

[Zanshin]

Bookmarked.  Seriously thinking about ordering some.  Sounds great.

[phattymatty]

a list of female teachers who have boned their students.  with pictures.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/printer-friendly.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53859

[Dillen]

Cameo Patch, 29: Substitute teacher at Tooele High School in Tooele, Utah, arrested for allegedly performing oral sex on a 17-year-old male student. The sexual activity was allegedly consensual, and reportedly took place off school grounds after the pair had exchanged phone numbers in a restaurant. In November 2006, Patch was sentenced to no jail time, despite comments from the judge that a man would have likely gone to prison.

Yeah, allegedly. I'm sure the kid was less than thrilled.

[Rome]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070717/pl_nm/usa_security_qaeda_dc

Just like clockwork.  Could they be any more transparent?

Christ.

[Susquehanna Birder]

Minister's daughter from Laurens County, S.C., was a second-year teacher at Bell Street Middle School in Clinton, S.C., when she was fired Feb. 28, 2007, for allegedly having sex with at least five boys. Some of the purported victims, ages 14 and 15, were students at Ward's school. Authorities say the married woman had sex with the boys not only on campus, but also at a motel, in a park and behind a restaurant.

Now there's one big-time repressed libido workin' it out.

[Zanshin]

Cameo Patch, 29: Substitute teacher at Tooele High School in Tooele, Utah, arrested for allegedly performing oral sex on a 17-year-old male student. The sexual activity was allegedly consensual, and reportedly took place off school grounds after the pair had exchanged phone numbers in a restaurant. In November 2006, Patch was sentenced to no jail time, despite comments from the judge that a man would have likely gone to prison.

Yeah, allegedly. I'm sure the kid was less than thrilled.

Some of those women are hideous...and most look way older than their ages suggest.

[Susquehanna Birder]

Yep...a couple of hits, but plenty of WTFs.

[Father Demon]

That page is some great reading entertainment, right there.

Carol Flannigan, 50: Boca Raton, Fla., music teacher reportedly slept with 11-year-old former student, and also had a simultaneous sexual relationship with the boy's father. In a deposition, the boy's father said he had the same sort of sexual relationship with Flannigan that ex-President Bill Clinton had with Monica Lewinsky. In February 2006, Flannigan was sentenced to five years prison as part of a plea deal.

That's class, all the way.

Darcie Esson, 32: Parker, Colo., English teacher at Elizabeth High School was arrested in December 2006 for allegedly having sex with a 17-year-old football player the day after her divorce was finalized. According to the arrest affidavit, Esson and the teen had sex on the floor of her hotel room while her two children, ages 4 and 8, and their 17-year-old babysitter slept on beds in the same room. Esson was charged with sexual assault on a child by a person in a position of trust, a Class IV felony.

At least she waited until the divorce was final. If you're going to have sex with a minor, that's just good judgment.

Georgianne Harrell, 24: Teacher at Holley Elementary School in Sylvester, Ga., charged with performing oral sex on a 9-year-old boy in April 2005, allowing students to gaze down her blouse and slashing her wrists with glass in front of her students. Though she originally pleaded not guilty, she changed her plea to guilty just before trial, and was sentenced to 25 years in prison for aggravated child molestation.

Whoa..  now that's a chick with some baggage.

Joan Marie Sladky, 28: Redwood City, Calif., woman sentenced to six months in county jail for having sex with a 16-year-old student after pleading no contest to four counts of unlawful sexual intercourse, oral copulation and penetration with a foreign object. The Spanish teacher's relationship with the boy spanned six months, as she reportedly had sex with him once at his home and three times at her residence, which was on the property of the private Baptist church and school where she taught.

WTF??

[Father Demon]

Jon Lovitz then grabbed Andy Dick by the hair and smashed his head into the bar several times, yelling, "I don't want to be in your movie! I don't want to be in your life!"

Wow..  getting beat up by Lovitz has to be the most embarrassing thing ever.

[mussa]

andy dick is freakin hilarious

[SunMo]

does hilarious mean embarrassingly unfunny?

[Feva]

No... it means disgustingly unfunny.