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[phattymatty]

so i just ended a 2-month project yesterday, meaning i can do whatever i want for a while, so obviously instead of going to work today i decided to get drunk all day.

anyway, i've been pretty blitzed all day, about midnight tonight i look outside and theres about 6-7 cops creeping all around my house, aq farging fire truck in front, and they're all just running around with flashlights.  i go out on the balcony to talk to them and they tell me they got a 911 call saying some dude is rolling around in my lawn. 

i get super mean around cops and my crazy downstairs neighbor thinks people are after her.  surprisingly i'm not in jail.

[ice grillin you]

lololol

have another matty you farging alcolholic

[MDS]

We just got our house today and the farger is as disgusting as one of igys shteins. Plus it's hot as balls. Instead of moving in, we played cards all night. I won over $20, but am still down for the year. funholes.

[Seabiscuit36]

so i just ended a 2-month project yesterday, meaning i can do whatever i want for a while, so obviously instead of going to work today i decided to get drunk all day.

anyway, i've been pretty blitzed all day, about midnight tonight i look outside and theres about 6-7 cops creeping all around my house, aq farging fire truck in front, and they're all just running around with flashlights.  i go out on the balcony to talk to them and they tell me they got a 911 call saying some dude is rolling around in my lawn. 

i get super mean around cops and my crazy downstairs neighbor thinks people are after her.  surprisingly i'm not in jail.

Matty's drunken stories bag me up every time, and yet he types perfectly every time

[Rome]

Matty = Dr. Johnny Fever.

[mussa]

me and a few friends were walking in lancaster city last night and this huge pickup pulls to the side of the road and this nasty hooker steps out of it. she looks at us and goes, "farger only gave me a jesus pamphlet!" we fargin lost it

[General_Failure]

Just look at it.

[Yeti]

I was at the trading post yesterday picking up some 2x4s.  One of the local rednecks said to me "After last winter I guess we can call you a real Vermonter."  Before I had a chance to say "No thanks, I'm from Philly" some other cow farger says "He got to be up here at least 10 years before we can start calling him a Vermonter."  I said "Is that how long it will take my teeth to fall out?"

Nobody laughed except me.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

I was at the trading post yesterday picking up some 2x4s.  One of the local rednecks said to me "After last winter I guess we can call you a real Vermonter."  Before I had a chance to say "No thanks, I'm from Philly" some other cow farger says "He got to be up here at least 10 years before we can start calling him a Vermonter."  I said "Is that how long it will take my teeth to fall out?"

Nobody laughed except me.

Excellent effect you are having Yeti.

In Vermont, nascent secession movement gains traction
By John Curran, Associated Press Writer  |  June 3, 2007

MONTPELIER, Vt. --At Riverwalk Records, the all-vinyl record store just down the street from the state Capitol, the black "US Out of Vt.!" T-shirts are among the hottest sellers.

But to some people in Vermont, the idea is bigger than a $20 novelty. They want Vermont to secede from the United States -- peacefully, of course.

Disillusioned by what they call an empire about to fall, a small cadre of writers and academics is plotting political strategy and planting the seeds of separatism.

They've published a "Green Mountain Manifesto" subtitled "Why and How Tiny Vermont Might Help Save America From Itself by Seceding from the Union." They hope to put the question before citizens at Town Meeting Day next March, eventually persuading the state Legislature to declare independence, returning Vermont to the status it held from 1777 to 1791.

Whether it's likely is another question.

But the idea has found plenty of sympathetic ears in Vermont, a left-leaning state that said yes to civil unions, no to slavery (before any other) and last year elected a socialist to the U.S. Senate.

About 300 people turned out for a 2005 secession convention in the Statehouse, and plans for a second one are in the works. A poll this year by the University of Vermont's Center for Rural Studies found that 13 percent of those surveyed support secession, up from 8 percent a year before.

"The argument for secession is that the U.S. has become an empire that is essentially ungovernable -- it's too big, it's too corrupt and it no longer serves the needs of its citizens," said Rob Williams, editor of Vermont Commons, a quarterly newspaper dedicated to secession.

"Congress and the executive branch are being run by the multinationals. We have electoral fraud, rampant corporate corruption, a culture of militarism and war. If you care about democracy and self-governance and any kind of representative system, the only constitutional way to preserve what's left of the Republic is to peaceably take apart the empire."

Such movements have a long history. Key West, Fla., staged a mock secession from America in the 1980s. The Town of Killington, Vt., tried to break away and join New Hampshire in 2004, and Hawaii, Alaska, New Hampshire, South Carolina and Texas all have some form of secession organizations today.

The Vermont movement, which is being pushed by several different groups, has been bubbling up for years but has gained new traction in the wake of disenchantment over the Iraq war, rising oil prices and the formation of the pro-secession groups.

Among its architects:

--Thomas Naylor, 70, a retired Duke University economics professor and author who wrote the manifesto and founded Second Vermont Republic, a group pressing for secession, in 2003.

--author Kirkpatrick Sale, 69, founder of the Middlebury Institute, a Cold Spring, N.Y., think tank that hosted a North American Separatist Convention that drew representatives from 16 organizations last fall in Burlington. The group is co-sponsoring another one Oct. 3-4 in Chattanooga, Tenn.

--author Frank Bryan, 65, a professor at the University of Vermont who has championed the cause for years.

Naylor's 112-page manifesto contains precious little explanation of how Vermont would do without federal aid and programs when it comes to security, education and social programs. Some in the movement foresee a Vermont with its own currency and passports, for example, and some form of representative government formed once the secession has taken place.

The cachet of secession would make the new republic a magnet, Bryan said recently during a strategy session with organizers in Naylor's home.

"People would obviously relish coming to the Republic of Vermont, the Switzerland of North America," he said. "Christ, you couldn't keep them away."

But there are plenty of skeptics.

"It doesn't make economic sense, it doesn't make political sense, it doesn't make historical sense. Other than that, it's a good idea," said Paul Gillies, a lawyer and Vermont historian.

While neither the Vermont Constitution nor the U.S. Constitution forbids secession per se, few think it's viable.

"I always thought the Civil War settled that," said Russell Wheeler, a constitutional law expert at the Brookings Institution in Washington, D.C.

"If Vermont had a powerful enough army and said, `We're leaving the union,' and the national government said, `No, you're not,' and they fought a war over it and Vermont won, then you could say Vermont proved the point. But that's not going to happen," he said.

For now, the would-be secessionists are hoping to draw enough support to get the question on Town Meeting Day agendas.

"We're normal human beings," said Williams, 39, a history professor at Champlain College. "But we're serious about this. We want people in Vermont to think about the options going forward. Do you want to stay in an empire that's in deep trouble?"

http://www.boston.com/news/local/vermont/articles/2007/06/03/in_vermont_nascent_secession_movement_gains_traction?mode=PF

[Yeti]

   fargin hippys.

They are too high to pull it off.

[Susquehanna Birder]

I did a search for an old college buddy last week, and I found that the guy works maybe 5 miles from me. I was on a roll, so I searched for another one. And I found him, too...courtesy of Megan's Law.      

[Sgt PSN]

Just got a bit of good news today.  Upon my reenlistment, which should take place in the next 2 weeks or so, I will be given 7 "free" days of extra vacation which I will be using almost immediately.  So rather than having 41 days left at my current job, I now have 34.  I rule. 

[SD_Eagle5]

Sgt. I'm sure you've seen this before:

US MARINE CORPS OATH OF ENLISTMENT
"I, (pick a name the police won't recognize), swear..uhhhh....high-and-tight.... grunt... cammies....kill....fix bayonets....charge....slash....dig....burn....blowup....ugh...Air Force women....beer.....sailors wives.....air strikes....yes SIR!....whiskey....liberty call....salute....Ooorah Gunny....grenades...women....OORAH! So Help Me Chesty PULLER!"

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[Diomedes]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/06/04/britain.letters.reut/index.html

Another lot of interest is a letter written by Ernest Hemingway to the American poet and critic Ezra Pound in 1925, explaining why bulls are better than literary critics.

"Bulls don't run reviews. Bulls of 25 don't marry old women of 55 and expect to be invited to dinner. Bulls do not get you cited as co-respondent in Society divorce trials. Bulls don't borrow money. Bulls are edible after they have been killed."

[mussa]