*** Official *** Jessica Alba Appreciation Thread

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Rome

#465
May 19, 2007, 12:17:32 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on May 18, 2007, 10:18:32 PM
A neighbor of Phanatic's, and a hot neighbor at that, has a tattoo of a pineapple as her tramp stamp.  She is not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but it's obviously part of her charm. 

Anyway, Phanatic's wife explains to the hot neighbor that in Hawaii, the pineapple is a gift of welcoming to people.  So in effect. her tattoo literally means "Welcome to my ass."

This post is all but useless without accompanying photos.

My grade: F-

Rome

#466
May 19, 2007, 12:24:39 PM
Goddess...


ice grillin you

#467
May 19, 2007, 08:30:39 PM




i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

mussa

#468
May 19, 2007, 08:39:54 PM
oh no she's a mormon
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rjs246

#469
May 20, 2007, 10:11:09 AM
Can she return punts?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#470
May 24, 2007, 01:14:23 PM
Shots from the new Fantastic 4 movie:









ice grillin you

#471
May 24, 2007, 01:17:54 PM
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

SunMo

#472
May 24, 2007, 01:18:14 PM
something doesn't look right...what is it?
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

Father Demon

#473
May 24, 2007, 01:22:29 PM
Quote from: SunMo on May 24, 2007, 01:18:14 PM
something doesn't look right...what is it?

No skin?
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

MDS

#474
May 24, 2007, 03:55:43 PM
what a slut. show your tits already.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

rjs246

#475
May 25, 2007, 07:12:04 PM
Quote from: SunMo on May 24, 2007, 01:18:14 PM
something doesn't look right...what is it?

The blue contacts she's wearing make her look all blue-eyed and shtein.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

General_Failure

#476
May 25, 2007, 08:26:15 PM
Wow, she has eyes?

The man. The myth. The legend.

MURP

#477
June 12, 2007, 01:16:57 PM

mussa

#478
June 12, 2007, 01:20:34 PM
gotta love side boob shots
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Dillen

#479
June 12, 2007, 03:25:56 PM
Alba was just on the Hotlist. She said how she's a Warriors fan because she's been really good friends with Baron Davis for a long time. She actually knew guys like Mickael Pietrus and Matt Barnes.

It's official. Perfect.
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