*** Official *** Jessica Alba Appreciation Thread

[SD_Eagle5]

indeed

[Father Demon]

Just for IGY:

[mussa]

no thanks. ive been to the small town where she grew up i canada. anything that might of resembled a woman was toothless. she's photoshopped to the max. who needs layers of make-up around the eye? ive been with girls who did that shtein, its because they're ugly without it.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Even with less makeup, she has a pretty face

That said, she has little in the hips and boobs department, so her physique is similar to a young boy.

Not up IGY's alley, but I know she makes SunMo horny.

[rjs246]

Whatever. She's cute enough. But nothing to write home about. And stop tainting this thread with non-Alba talk.

[ice grillin you]

stop tainting this thread with non-Alba talk.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

[Father Demon]

Her ass is a gift, all wrapped up in a bow.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Why the hell would she tattoo herself there?  Only chicks that need more attention than they're getting should do that.

[phattymatty]

she keeps getting skinnier, i don't even think i'd be able to fit both my nuts in her butthole anymore.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

she's trying to work it so that she can literally fit her whole self inside your butthole

[mussa]

tramp stamp

[ice grillin you]

its the liberty bell...ring it after you leave an especially big load in her caboose...like a bartender getting a big tip

[Father Demon]

A neighbor of Phanatic's, and a hot neighbor at that, has a tattoo of a pineapple as her tramp stamp.  She is not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but it's obviously part of her charm. 

Anyway, Phanatic's wife explains to the hot neighbor that in Hawaii, the pineapple is a gift of welcoming to people.  So in effect. her tattoo literally means "Welcome to my ass."

[Phanatic]

HA!