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Wingspan

#5340
April 30, 2007, 02:22:30 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 30, 2007, 01:51:12 PM
My coworker just found out her sisters best friend's son was cutting trees in the woods behind their house.  Somehow he lost control of the chainsaw and cut his throat and bled out in the woods.   :-\

You're practically related.
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PhillyPhanInDC

#5341
April 30, 2007, 02:26:48 PM
That is damned manly. farged, but manly none the less.

"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Seabiscuit36

#5342
April 30, 2007, 02:29:34 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on April 30, 2007, 02:22:30 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 30, 2007, 01:51:12 PM
My coworker just found out her sisters best friend's son was cutting trees in the woods behind their house.  Somehow he lost control of the chainsaw and cut his throat and bled out in the woods.   :-\

You're practically related.
I always do that, should have just said some kid up around state college
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Yeti

#5343
April 30, 2007, 02:56:32 PM
I work alone in the woods with a chainsaw all the time.  After a while it is easy to take for granted how dangerous they are.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

mussa

#5344
April 30, 2007, 08:23:18 PM
everytime i use one i think, wow, this could jump off and slice my wrists, arms or throat. yet swinging an ax for hours just sounds even worse.
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MadMarchHare

#5345
April 30, 2007, 10:21:51 PM
A lady I work with has a husband in the navy.  A friend of his works for the DEA, he's like 6'5"  250 lbs.  Apparently, he had a chainsaw accident where the chain snapped off and cut him diagonally across the face, leaving a huge scar.
He's the guy they send in first when they kick down a door.  Noone will mess with him.
Anyone but Reid.

General_Failure

#5346
May 01, 2007, 12:09:11 AM Last Edit: May 01, 2007, 12:26:06 AM by General_Failure

The man. The myth. The legend.

General_Failure

#5347
May 01, 2007, 12:27:23 AM

The man. The myth. The legend.

Feva

#5348
May 01, 2007, 07:50:53 AM
Quote from: General_Failure on May 01, 2007, 12:09:11 AM
Shouldn't that be a signature dialogue?

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Seabiscuit36

#5349
May 01, 2007, 08:00:27 AM
Quote from: General_Failure on May 01, 2007, 12:27:23 AM
Science may prove that NFL players die from too many hits to the head. Seems kind of obvious, but what the hell.
In Bmore they kept showing a pictures of Andre Waters and Tedy Bruschi
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

PhillyGirl

#5350
May 01, 2007, 09:53:42 AM
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

Diomedes

#5351
May 01, 2007, 09:57:11 AM
LA sucks.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Phanatic

#5352
May 01, 2007, 11:53:57 AM
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Diomedes

#5353
May 01, 2007, 12:00:48 PM
proof that Kent State guardsmen were ordered to fire on unarmed students?

Dude who's bringing this tape to light not seeking charges, lawsuits, etc...just wants "truth," he claims.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Seabiscuit36

#5354
May 01, 2007, 12:25:24 PM
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons
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