the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Rome]

The horse face on the left has no chance.

Alycia might be a whore but she's a schmokin' ho'.

[Susquehanna Birder]

sports journalism- real sports piece about racist soccer fans in europe

That was an excellent piece, BTW.

[phattymatty]

mrs. eisen looks like rebecca lobo, except even uglier.

disappointed in the guy, always figured him to be the slimy ladies man type.

[PhillyPhreak54]

You've obviously never tried to litter train a kangaroo.

Just buy a stun gun and you'll be aight.

[PhillyPhreak54]

mrs. eisen looks like rebecca lobo, except even uglier.

disappointed in the guy, always figured him to be the slimy ladies man type.

Rebecca Lobo's husband writes for SI and he always used to brag about being married to her. Steve Rushin is his name.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

disappointed in the guy, always figured him to be the slimy ladies man type.

My guess is he's all about it, but he has to play like he's not because the missus found out.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

In other wh0re news, this is gonna be fun.

[Phanatic]

In other wh0re news, this is gonna be fun.

Get the pop corn folks! This could get good. It could also vanish suddenly...

[phattymatty]

My guess is he's all about it, but he has to play like he's not because the missus found out.

probably, but i'm disappointed that he married a horse.

[phattymatty]

In other wh0re news, this is gonna be fun.

Get the pop corn folks! This could get good. It could also vanish suddenly...

nah, this story isn't going away.  it's been big news here for a while. 

i've ordered strippers for parties before from random dc places and i was talking to one of my boys the other day about how it would be awesome if my name was on the list.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

i've ordered "strippers" for parties before from random dc places and i was talking to one of my boys the other day about how it would be awesome if my name was on the list.

Fixed.

[Rome]

Some dickbag mortgage broker called me to order an appraisal today.  He told me that the owner indicated to him that the value of the place was $250K.  I told him I didn't care what it was worth personally but I'd be glad to complete the appraisal for him just the same.  He gave me the go-ahead.

Anyway, I just pulled up the MLS Listing for the property and it's listed for sale for $179K.



The fact that people think they can lie their asses off and get away with it never ceases to both amuse and astound me.

[Father Demon]

Legal system run amock


My synopsis - if you want all the details, read the article.

A $10 dry cleaning bill for a pair of trousers has ballooned into a $67 million civil lawsuit.

Plaintiff Roy Pearson, a judge in Washington, D.C., says in court papers that he's been through the ringer over a lost pair of prized pants he wanted to wear on his first day on the bench.

He says in court papers that he has endured "mental suffering, inconvenience and discomfort."

He's suing for 10 years of weekend car rentals so he can transport his dry cleaning to another store.

First, Pearson demanded $1,150 for a new suit. Lawyers were hired, legal wrangling ensued and eventually the Chungs offered Pearson $3,000 in compensation.

No dice.

Then they offered him $4,600.

No dice.

Finally, they offered $12,000 for the missing gray trousers with the red and blue stripes.

Pearson said no.

With neither satisfaction nor his prized gray pants, Pearson upped the ante considerably.

The judge went to the lawbooks. Citing the District of Columbia's consumer protection laws, he claims he is entitled to $1,500 per violation.

Per day.

What follows is the beginning of thousands of pages of legal documents and correspondence that, two years later, have led to a massive civil lawsuit in the amount of $67 million.

A judge, A JUDGE, who is supposed to uphold the laws and legal system, is destroying it for his own personal gain.  I shouldn't be surprised, but I'm shocked.

What a farging douche.

[Seabiscuit36]

I went to a beer tasting last night, my brain feels like jello today. 

[mussa]

what kinda beer?