the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Yeti]

I'd like to punch Rose McGowans kitten.

[rjs246]

Tongue-punch?

[Geowhizzer]

i dont know how to link it but theres a real cool video on msnbc showing a father who was in iraq surprising his son at school...its on the front page

nice to see a soldier home to his family not in a box or missing a limb

www.msnbc.com

Yeah, I teared up.  Stuff it.

[MDS]

He was definatley cheating on his wife. Did you see her? Cut down on the cupcakes, missy.

[Father Demon]

What's wrong with your rankings?!?!?! Are you morons communists? We haven't won a championship since 1960! We've lost Super Bowls! We lost three straight NFC championships! We suffered through the Marion Campbell era! We drafted Mike Mamula in the first round! Don't you know our pain? Bobby Hoying was our QB one year! We can boo Santa Claus and we sure can boo Page 2 as well!

Sports Misery Meter.

[General_Failure]

Had a dinner party last night. I made my awesome ribs, mashed potatoes, barbecue chicken kebabs, and two cheesecakes while the girl made mousse and some salad. For an appetizer, we had crackers with bacon & onion dip. Everyone ate until they exploded, but there were still three ribs left at the end of the night. So, I had them with the bacon dip. It was better than I thought possible.

[MDS]

So my e-vite was sent to the wrong email?

[General_Failure]

Sorry, I did my tax return myself this year.

[Sgt PSN]

What's wrong with your rankings?!?!?! Are you morons communists? We haven't won a championship since 1960! We've lost Super Bowls! We lost three straight NFC championships! We suffered through the Marion Campbell era! We drafted Mike Mamula in the first round! Don't you know our pain? Bobby Hoying was our QB one year! We can boo Santa Claus and we sure can boo Page 2 as well!

Sports Misery Meter.

Marty Schottenheimer is listed on there as the suck-o-meter 3 times.  Impressive. 

[NGM]

Just had some Witnesses come pioneering to my door.   

[Geowhizzer]

Just had some Witnesses come pioneering to my door.   

I've got some JW's that come to my house about one every three months or so, as there's a Kingdom Hall not far away.

Funny thing is that they're always asking if someone in the house speaks Spanish, I say no, and they leave.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Masturbating trespasser booted from frat
Woman refused to leave PIKE house in mid-afternoon

By Jessica Vosgerchian, Daily Staff Reporter
3/26/07

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Police have been unable to locate a woman who entered the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity house without permission on Thursday and began to masturbate on a couch.

While fraternity members were eating in the dining room, a woman entered the house's living room, took off her clothes and started masturbating, said LSA junior Dan Nye, the president of the Washtenaw Avenue fraternity.

No one saw the woman enter the house or knew how she got in. Nye said she could have entered through the front door, which was left propped open while it was being repaired.

Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour, Nye said.

When members asked the woman if she was all right, she casually replied that she was fine, he said. The woman was talking on her cell phone at one point, said LSA sophomore Adam Bayard, a member of the fraternity.

She walked out of the front door wearing only a thigh-length black coat after a fraternity member called the police, Nye said. When police arrived minutes later, the woman had already left.

According to a police report, the woman was between 20 and 30 years old, had short brown hair and appeared to be under the influence of drugs.

"Obviously, she was very disturbed," Nye said. "It was not how a normal person would respond to people."

The woman told fraternity members that her name was Melissa and she was a student at Eastern Michigan University, according to the police report.

Fraternity members said they will throw out two couches in the living room because of the incident, Nye said.

Police said the break-in appeared to be an isolated incident.

[PhillyPhreak54]

[Father Demon]

Masturbating trespasser booted from frat
Woman refused to leave PIKE house in mid-afternoon

By Jessica Vosgerchian, Daily Staff Reporter
3/26/07

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Police have been unable to locate a woman who entered the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity house without permission on Thursday and began to masturbate on a couch.

While fraternity members were eating in the dining room, a woman entered the house's living room, took off her clothes and started masturbating, said LSA junior Dan Nye, the president of the Washtenaw Avenue fraternity.

No one saw the woman enter the house or knew how she got in. Nye said she could have entered through the front door, which was left propped open while it was being repaired.

Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour, Nye said.

When members asked the woman if she was all right, she casually replied that she was fine, he said. The woman was talking on her cell phone at one point, said LSA sophomore Adam Bayard, a member of the fraternity.

She walked out of the front door wearing only a thigh-length black coat after a fraternity member called the police, Nye said. When police arrived minutes later, the woman had already left.

According to a police report, the woman was between 20 and 30 years old, had short brown hair and appeared to be under the influence of drugs.

"Obviously, she was very disturbed," Nye said. "It was not how a normal person would respond to people."

The woman told fraternity members that her name was Melissa and she was a student at Eastern Michigan University, according to the police report.

Fraternity members said they will throw out two couches in the living room because of the incident, Nye said.

Police said the break-in appeared to be an isolated incident.

What fraternity is this?  Faggy Delta Fag?

[Geowhizzer]

Ageed, Demon.  A true gentlemen would have offered her assistance to solve her obvious problem.