the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

It means the songs will be sold for .30 cents or so extra, with no copyright protection.  You get a high quality file that can be copied as many times as you want, played on any media player, etc.

Currently, they have a pain in the ass format that requires us to jump through hoops, used zesty programs written by shteinhead teenagers in Romania to decode them, etc...

This is excellent.

[Father Demon]

Thanks, Dio.

So, as long as I continue to download from limewire, I'll be OK and unaffected.   

[Cerevant]

Yes, as long as you continue to break the law, you can keep breaking the law.

[Susquehanna Birder]

Until the next worm or virus comes down the Limewire pike.

[Zanshin]

Go. To. The. Library.

[Diomedes]

Holla!!

[Yeti]

Speaking of fat chicks, I will share this funny story.
When I was in my early twentys I got blind drunk at a bar and a fat chick, similar to above picture, drove me home.
To her house.
Naturally being young drunk and stupid, I rode her like a stolen bike.  I passed out and when I woke up it was late morning.  The sun was coming in the window illuminating the sleeping bohemeth.  She was snoring and her gaping maw repulsed me.  And aroused me for reasons to this day I still don't understand.  Maybe it was the booze still in my system or if I tried to stop the snoring, but I decided to stick my unit in her open mouth.  I "tented" myself above her.  She was sleeping on her back, hands folded across her ample naked belly.  I lowered myself down towards her mouth and I remember laughing under my breath.  This was going to be funny!  When my willie hit her lips her eyes shot open and she snorted like a bull.  She pistoned one ham hock fist upwards like an upper cut.  She contacted my sack speed bag style with similar results.  I fell over to the one side of the bed.  Later she said it was just a reaction.  She kept saying she was sorry and she even tried to ice my nuts.  I left.

[Diomedes]

jesus christ man

[Wingspan]

True or not...thats farging funny.

[Yeti]

Sadly, true.

[rjs246]

You were sober. Just admit.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

When I was in my early twentys Last week I got blind drunk at a bar and a fat chick, similar to above picture, drove me home.

[Zanshin]

I'm still chuckling....

[mussa]

HAHAHAHAHHA 

Thats sick you banged a chick that resembles the picture, but for trying to put your banger in her sleeping trap is fargin classless and you should be praised for trying to do such an honorable act of self-mutilation. Wow, just wow.

[Sgt PSN]

If there's anything that Yeti can be counted on, it's having funny stories about shagging obscenely chicks.   It's about time you started pulling your weight around here Yeti.