Random Bitching Monologues

Started by Diomedes, December 08, 2006, 01:37:27 PM

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Diomedes

Quote from: FFatPatt on January 23, 2007, 10:27:08 AM
No one and nothing loves money more than the Federal government.

Ha.  But yeah, we can agree the tax system is an awful example of government.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Rome

Quote from: rjs246 on January 23, 2007, 10:25:13 AM
Libertarians are right. All of you are wrong.

Ha.  I'm a Libertarian and I'm usually wrong about everything.  Well, other than Jessica, that is.

Diomedes

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 23, 2007, 10:30:36 AM... and I'm usually wrong about everything.
At least you got that right, skippy.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: Diomedes on January 23, 2007, 10:27:55 AM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 23, 2007, 10:27:08 AM
No one and nothing loves money more than the Federal government.

Ha.  But yeah, we can agree the tax system is an awful example of government.

Good.  I believe that's one of the deep-seeded roots of the problems with our government.

Rome

Considering you and I often find ourselves in agreement, I wouldn't be so quick to agree with me, DIO.


hunt

today's topic:  mandatory drug tests for welfare recipients


GO!
lemonade was a popular drink and it still is

Father Demon

Great idea.  Trace of drugs?  No government money for you.  Go back to prostituting yourself or holding up liquor stores.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Diomedes

Quote from: hunt on January 24, 2007, 10:45:46 AM
today's topic:  mandatory drug tests for welfare recipients

Why not make drug testing mandatory for everyone then?  What makes welfare recipients so special that only they should be tested.  God knows the rest of us are also using government services and benefiting from public money. 

Test everyone.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: Father Demon on January 24, 2007, 10:47:25 AM
Go back to prostituting yourself or holding up liquor stores.

You're assuming that some don't "double dip" with their illegitimate business and their welfare check anyway.

hunt

Quote from: Diomedes on January 24, 2007, 10:49:30 AM
Quote from: hunt on January 24, 2007, 10:45:46 AM
today's topic:  mandatory drug tests for welfare recipients

Why not make drug testing mandatory for everyone then?  What makes welfare recipients so special that only they should be tested.  God knows the rest of us are also using government services and benefiting from public money. 

Test everyone.

they're getting cash handouts for doing nothing so that's what makes them "special".
but i'm okay with testing everyone if you'd rather go that route.
lemonade was a popular drink and it still is

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PoopyfaceMcGee

Testing everyone wastes a lot of taxpayer money.  No.

Welfare is a mess.  Social Security is a mess.  Medicare is a mess.  The tax system is a mess.  If the government actually worked towards real solutions to simplify and streamline those 4 areas, they could put tax dollars to good use and help a lot of people.  My problem is that all of the above are run so inefficiently and an all-too-small percentage of dollars actually gets to its intended recipients after it clears the red tape and bureaucracy.

We can't solve any issue by simply raising taxes and throwing money at them.  The government needs a real plan, but any of the politicians that actually have quality ideas lose the public attention quickly and can't get elected.

rjs246

Hey guys, the simple solution is to legalize any drug that is any of the following:
1. As or Less addictive than currently legal drugs.
2. As or Less physically harmful than currently legal drugs.

There, problem solved. Legalize drugs that have been arbitrarily prohibited and test for anything else.

Now shut up.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Father Demon

Plus, even more revenue for the government after they tax it all.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Seabiscuit36

Its very simple Weed = Alcohol, you cant drink at work, same goes for smoking.  Tax it, cut down on illegal sales and that will put more resources to go after the harder drugs. 
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