Old Fargers Corner

[mussa]

thats a headline here in lancaster

[SunMo]

Drive by eggings, plaguing PA?

we'll let you know, only at 11

[General_Failure]

After sports.

[rjs246]

Does no one listen to Paul's Boutique anymore? I must be older than I thought.

[Diomedes]

I recognized it, but I don't go in for the pop culture references gimmick.  First it's Beastie Boys lyrics, next it's Monty Python.

[rjs246]

Shut up.

[Susquehanna Birder]

Y'all reminded me of a great Little Feat song, called "Boombox Car."

With all this rap dap 'o' lappin' and those bass drums a flappin
At a million and twenty dee bees
It's got my eyeballs bleadin' and my eardrums pleadin'
I'm beggin' mercy, please, please, please
But what has got me so mad is when you tell me oh dad
Ya 'bout as square as you can be
Would ya think I's neater if I blew out your tweeters
With this 12 gauge across my knees
Give up the keys

Yeti, when's your birthday?

[Tomahawk]

I recognized it, but I don't go in for the pop culture references gimmick.  First it's Beastie Boys lyrics, next it's Monty Python.

That hurts. But 'tis merely a flesh wound.

[Yeti]

....Little Feat.......


Yeti, when's your birthday?

Little Feat.  Now there was a hell of a band.  Way better than any of this new wango tango. 
Sept. 29th.  What are you gettin me?

And Dio, you can be 13 and still be an old farger, so yeah you more than qualify.

[mussa]

i went to a party recently with a bunch of 18-23 yr old people, with a few of my friends who are 25-26. i felt like clubbing all the guys and raping the girls. does that make me a biter old man?

[NGM]

i went to a party recently with a bunch of 18-23 yr old people, with a few of my friends who are 25-26. i felt like clubbing all the guys and raping the girls. does that make me a biter old man?

Who's party was that and why wasn't I invited?

Also, the cops caught the kids who egged all those cars.  Apparently the rocket surgeons went to the local grocery store at 1:30 AM and bought 3 dozen eggs, the cashier reported it to the police. 

[Susquehanna Birder]

Sept. 29th.  What are you gettin me?

Consolation. I hit 45 next week.

[Drunkmasterflex]

I am only 26 and I have to deal with a lot of guys that are in the 18-20 range and I could choke just about everyone of them.  They do nothing but make excuses all of the time as to why they are constantly late and jacked up.  I wish you were able to fire people in the military, I know it is not feasable, but.....

[mussa]

i went to a party recently with a bunch of 18-23 yr old people, with a few of my friends who are 25-26. i felt like clubbing all the guys and raping the girls. does that make me a biter old man?

Who's party was that and why wasn't I invited?

Also, the cops caught the kids who egged all those cars.  Apparently the rocket surgeons went to the local grocery store at 1:30 AM and bought 3 dozen eggs, the cashier reported it to the police. 

some girl named aubrey. shes a sponsored surfer apparently.  prob in ur grade.  she flashed us a few times.

[Zanshin]

I wish you were able to fire people in the military, I know it is not feasable, but.....

On the bright side, you can fire at people in the military, so there's that.