Old Fargers Corner

Started by Yeti, July 18, 2006, 02:31:28 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

NGM

Quote from: mussa on July 21, 2006, 07:18:50 PM
Quote from: NGM on July 21, 2006, 05:32:49 PM
Quote from: mussa on July 21, 2006, 05:10:09 PM
i went to a party recently with a bunch of 18-23 yr old people, with a few of my friends who are 25-26. i felt like clubbing all the guys and raping the girls. does that make me a biter old man?

Who's party was that and why wasn't I invited?

Also, the cops caught the kids who egged all those cars.  Apparently the rocket surgeons went to the local grocery store at 1:30 AM and bought 3 dozen eggs, the cashier reported it to the police. 

some girl named aubrey. shes a sponsored surfer apparently.  prob in ur grade.  she flashed us a few times.

You find out who she is so I can invite her to my next party.  Maybe you can come.

Also, also, since the cops busted those little turds my buddy gets free repairs on his new Accura.  :yay
Fletch:  Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

Drunkmasterflex

Quote from: Zanshin on July 21, 2006, 07:21:00 PM
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on July 21, 2006, 07:15:25 PM
I wish you were able to fire people in the military, I know it is not feasable, but.....

On the bright side, you can fire at people in the military, so there's that.

Yeah but as much of a motherfarger as I am to them they can do the same.
Official Sponsor of #58 Trent Cole

The gods made Trent Cole-Sloganizer.net

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." George Orwell

Yeti

Quote from: mussa on July 21, 2006, 05:10:09 PM
i felt like clubbing all the guys and raping the girls. does that make me a biter old man?

It makes you a Yeti.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

mussa

Quote from: NGM on July 21, 2006, 08:31:47 PM
Quote from: mussa on July 21, 2006, 07:18:50 PM
Quote from: NGM on July 21, 2006, 05:32:49 PM
Quote from: mussa on July 21, 2006, 05:10:09 PM
i went to a party recently with a bunch of 18-23 yr old people, with a few of my friends who are 25-26. i felt like clubbing all the guys and raping the girls. does that make me a biter old man?

Who's party was that and why wasn't I invited?

Also, the cops caught the kids who egged all those cars.  Apparently the rocket surgeons went to the local grocery store at 1:30 AM and bought 3 dozen eggs, the cashier reported it to the police. 

some girl named aubrey. shes a sponsored surfer apparently.  prob in ur grade.  she flashed us a few times.

You find out who she is so I can invite her to my next party.  Maybe you can come.

Also, also, since the cops busted those little turds my buddy gets free repairs on his new Accura.  :yay

u don't want to know who she is. i hung out with her again last weekend and she's psycho. shes obsessed with a buddy of mine, calls 50x a day, thinks they are something when he wants nothing to do with her and left half way through this bar crawl to meet some other girl. hah. but hey might fit in well for a night at your place.
Official Sponsor of The Fire Andy Reid Club
"We be plundering the High Sequence Seas For the hidden Treasures of Conservation"

Yeti

...and when I was in elementary school they said we would have flying cars by the year 2000.

Where is my god damned flying car?
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

General_Failure

On the Discovery channel. Being launched from a junkyard trebuchet.

The man. The myth. The legend.

PhillyPhreak54

Can we launch Reno from one of those things? How about him and Josh parry at the same time?