the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[ice grillin you]

The screams in the background make that work.  I have a hard time believing that's real though.  I got a train goes right near my house, it's loud as hell.  No way she wouldn't have heard that coming, since she doesn't appear to be wearing an iPod or somesuch.  Hilarious none the less.

four years ago two of my brothers best friends got hit and killed by a freight train....they were drunk but had no personal listening devices on...and while no one can say for sure it wasnt suicide it was deemed an accident by the police and everyone and everyone who knew either of them said it wasnt

reason i bring this up is that i dont understand either how anyone could ever get hit by a train (much less a slow moving freight) but it happens

[MadMarchHare]

I could understand how it happens if you have headphones on or are deaf, but Christ, the freight lines are literally about 100 yards from my house, and you can hear those damn things coming a minute before they pass.

[Diomedes]

I think maybe we should upgrade the rails, triple the train speeds, half the noise they make, and leave the dead people on the tracks for their families to clean up if they dare.

[SunMo]

last night, we played softball at a field that was backed up against a farmer's field.  someone hit a foul ball into the field and i went to go get it.  the problem is, the fence was electrified, and it had been raining.  needless to say i wasn't feeling to hot when i grabbed it with my wet batting glove.

[Diomedes]

I don't go looking for a shock or anything..but the few times I've gotten one, it's a singular experience.  Nothing feels like elecricity rippling through your body.  Downright weird sensation.

[rjs246]

I pissed on an electric fence when I was 8. Now my balls are freaking huge. Coincidence? I think not.

[Diomedes]

Sun, your hulkster avatar is top ten.

[SunMo]

ha, thanks.

[ice grillin you]

ha, thanks.

its not funny and its not top anything

[SunMo]

your mom

[mussa]

i grew up on a farm and we would always grab the electro fence when we were kids.  we'd see how long we could hold on. ha. good times.

[BigEd76]

Girl suing Myspace for $30M because she's too stupid to set her profile to 14/Private

[Father Demon]

Girls waves goodbye...and then gets crushed by a train

Truth is, that's not at all a bad way to go.  1/2 a second of thinking "Oh shtein", then it's lights out.  I imagine it's painless.

[General_Failure]

This is worthy of a new thread, but I'm putting it here anyway.

[mussa]

This is worthy of a new thread, but I'm putting it here anyway.

http://videosift.com/story.php?id=4216