the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

farged up story.

Thanks for making my morning even worse, jackass.

[mussa]

i grew up on a farm and we would always grab the electro fence when we were kids.  we'd see how long we could hold on. ha. good times.

I have to get tasered soon.

We didn't use the tasers in Texas so I never had to feel it. I have been tear gassed and pepper sprayed though. That blows.

But getting shocked? We have to get the shock shield AND get shot with the little taser gun that digs into your skin.

Fun times. I hope i don't piss myself.

Yea I always let go before it got too crazy, but getting electrocuted is the weirdest feeling i have ever felt.  I got shocked once doing alittle amatuer electrical work and it moved be back a couple steps.  Ive seen the guy get hit by tasers on TV, looks pretty intense when it brings a full grown man down to a flopping fish on the ground. Good luck buddy 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

http://www.manlaws.com/

[QB Eagles]

This is worthy of a new thread, but I'm putting it here anyway.

Looks like this is hitting the mainstream news today. Good news, everyone!

[General_Failure]

Rapebear, the movie

[rjs246]

Jews On a Train was a powerful movie. I wish people would stop mocking it.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I will give a play by play. It won't be until later in the year. I will make sure my bladder is empty prior to the event. Maybe I will have someone tape it and I'll post it up.

[Geowhizzer]

Idiot American forgets his hotel at the World Cup

[Geowhizzer]

British army demotes mascot goat, Billy

[Sgt PSN]

Idiot American forgets his hotel at the World Cup

That happened to me in Salzberg, Austria too.  I drove down there from Berlin and as soon as I checked into the hotel (around 2pm) I showered, dressed and hit the streets.....and a few bars.  Long story short....I decided to head back to the hotel around 2am after a HEAVY night of drinking but I was so wasted and everything in Salzberg looks the same so I had no clue where I was staying.  I was wondering around aimlessly for hours asking anyone if they knew where my hotel was.  When they asked which hotel I was staying at I kept telling them I didn't know.  Farging idiots.  Anywho, around 7am I grabbed a cup of coffee and I lit up a smoke.......with a match......from a matchbook.........with the name of my hotel on it. 

And while I may be an idiot myself, at least I can say a few things that this knuckle head can't:

1.  I didn't attend a soccer game.
2.  I was wasted.
3.  I didn't call the police like a whiney sissy bitch. 

Good times. 

[phattymatty]

Sports Guy's 33 best Youtube clips

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/060626

The Lex Luger one is great.

[Beermonkey]

This has some special moments:


My Sex with J Lo

"Miss Lopez's starfish was not harmed in the making of this film" 

[PhillyPhreak54]

Sports Guy's 33 best Youtube clips

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/060626

The Lex Luger one is great.

This one is hilarious.


Some guys see the Atlanta Hawk mascot riding a mini-bike on the street

And his bike breaks down. He's just cruising along on the sidewalk.

[BigEd76]

MDS, I thought you were at Jewbilee for the summer...

[PhillyPhreak54]

To: Any person(s) who still write checks at the grocery store
From: The pissed off sonofabitch waiting behind you

Hey jackasses...fill out everything other than the amount BEFORE the cashier rings up the fargin total. Instead of flipping through the trashy magazines or running your goddamn mouth to the cashier FILL IT OUT. No one cares that little Johnny  scored a goal or that your husband got a promotion other than yourself.

Sincerely,

The guy who would like to hit you in the head with a canned good.