Saint Favre looking to be the talk of Super Bowl weekend

[reese125]

F Brett

the guy wins a superbowl then throws 160 interceptions (disgusting stat) since.... and the world supposed to be like, "oh my god--whats Brett gonna do?" Who cares---he stinks now and is slowly but surely killing his so-called legacy if he stays

[Wingspan]

i blame the packers for all of this.

brett can teetertotter all he wants. but if the packers want to move on...they can cut him. and they should.

it's the packers fault for waiting for him to decide.

[Sgt PSN]

i blame the packers for all of this.

brett can teetertotter all he wants. but if the packers want to move on...they can cut him. and they should.

it's the packers fault for waiting for him to decide.

It's like telling your kid to clean up his room but then never doing anything about it if he doesn't. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

No doubt.  Favre is due a THREE MILLION DOLLAR roster bonus, on top of whatever salary he's due this year.

He's not worth it.  The Packers should start rebuilding now.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Packers To Favre: 'Take Your Time, icehole'

April 13, 2006 | Onion Sports

ASHWAUBENON, WI—Green Bay Packers front-office officials have informed three-time MVP Brett Favre they can wait for his decision on whether or not he's planning to retire for "as long as it farging takes." "This is a big decision for Brett Favre, and we can't deny that he's the heart and soul of our team, the most important Packer, the most important person in all of America, and the center of the whole entire universe," Packer general manager Ted Thompson said Tuesday. "It's not like we have to make any major decisions that all hinge on whether or not he's returning, after all. We'll just ride around on our lawn tractors on our farm in Mississippi while we wait for him to make up his goddamn mind." Favre would not say when he might announce his decision, admitting that he was "too much in awe of what Mr. Brilliant Genius Thompson did with the 4-12 Packers last year" to commit one way or the other.

[Wingspan]

meh... the onion hasnt been funny in about 4 years

other than the "american voices" section...

[ice grillin you]

http://www.bangcartoon.com/?page_id=50

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

http://www.bangcartoon.com/?page_id=50

Ha!

"Hey little lady, you ever ride in a Camaro?"

[Feva]

http://www.bangcartoon.com/?page_id=50

That's his funniest one in a long time.

"Come on Brett.  We all know that if you shoot that thing like you throw a football, you couldn't hit me if I was sitting in your lap." 

[reese125]

man, thats friggin good stuff. GJ IGY

[PhillyGirl]

farg Favre.

[Drunkmasterflex]

He is coming back as per Sportcenter, what a shock.

[Sgt PSN]

http://www.bangcartoon.com/?page_id=50

Yeah, I'm a few days late but farg you.  That was a pretty good one.  Good job with Chewy in Chuck E Cheese. 

[MDS]

theyll suck either way, so who cares. but i guess this will lead to a definate javon walker trade, which i like. if we get him.

[Feva]

Defensive backs everywhere are rejoicing.