*** Official *** Jessica Alba Appreciation Thread

Started by Rome, August 03, 2005, 09:35:20 PM

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rjs246

#165
February 14, 2006, 01:54:00 PM
If there's penetration I'm there. If there's a facial of any sort I'll rent out the theater.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MDS

#166
February 14, 2006, 02:36:18 PM
I fogot to tell you that they show Ferrells dong.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

rjs246

#167
February 14, 2006, 02:37:48 PM
Well that is certainly one step closer to penetration.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MDS

#168
February 14, 2006, 02:39:53 PM
I just want to see if the carpets match the drapes.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

General_Failure

#169
February 15, 2006, 03:15:21 AM
1. They don't
2. No carpet

The man. The myth. The legend.

MDS

#170
February 15, 2006, 08:58:11 AM
Like you would know? I think someone like you is more inclined to know about that status of a man's pubic region.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Sgt PSN

#171
February 15, 2006, 10:36:51 AM
Quote from: MDS on February 15, 2006, 08:58:11 AM
Like you would know? I think someone like you is more inclined to know about that status of a man's pubic region.

And he'll tell you all about it when you get one. 

ice grillin you

#172
February 15, 2006, 10:47:04 AM
less stupid talk more pictures is always good




i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Sgt PSN

#173
February 15, 2006, 01:02:03 PM
Slutty blue eye shadow is a great look for her. 

MDS

#174
February 21, 2006, 01:58:56 PM
I don't care where the hell she parks her car or who she parks it on, giving her a parking ticket is simply unacceptable.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Rome

#175
February 21, 2006, 03:31:20 PM
Quote from: MDS on February 21, 2006, 01:58:56 PM
I don't care where the hell she parks her car or who she parks it on, giving her a parking ticket is simply unacceptable.

I wish I was that windshield.

:drool

rjs246

#176
February 21, 2006, 09:35:01 PM
Quote from: MDS on February 21, 2006, 01:58:56 PM
I don't care where the hell she parks her car or who she parks it on, giving her a parking ticket is simply unacceptable.

I'll tell you what Tyler would do, he would hit that shtein. HARD. Possibly violently. And she would love it. bastich.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyPhanInDC

#177
February 21, 2006, 09:37:39 PM Last Edit: February 21, 2006, 09:45:27 PM by PhillyPhaninDC









I may be reposting some of these. To me, that's akin to sitting on my hand for ten minutes before initiating the response to the lewd, indecent photos in this thread.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Sgt PSN

#178
February 21, 2006, 09:42:16 PM
I just ruined my pants. 

Sgt PSN

#179
February 21, 2006, 09:48:30 PM
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