*** Official *** Jessica Alba Appreciation Thread

MURP · January 21, 2006, 12:13:33 AM

that video misses an important part, one that im surprised hasnt become in internet phenomenon. There is a nip slip in "into the blue." I couldnt believe it was in there considering it was pg 13, you can tell it was 100% intentional by the editor. Its about a 3 second clip where Alba and bad guy are in the water. Bad guy grabs bikini top and pulls it aside for a frame or two. Must be Albas stunt person. RJS must investigate.

General_Failure · January 21, 2006, 02:05:43 AM

I lost an eye on her hip bone.

LBIggle · January 21, 2006, 07:02:13 AM

her holding a key of white bliss in the last clip..

now does heaven really come after you die?

MDS · January 21, 2006, 10:55:55 AM

Speaking of goddesses (or former), found this little nug about jennifer love hewitt

Quote"She told me that maybe a sexy magazine layout with her showing her assets might give her a little edgier image and she might be considered for a femme fatale role."

Now now, look who comes crawling back. She doesn't have to do Playboy, she should go the road of Halle Berry. Get naked for no apparant reason in some stupid ass movie, then parlay that into an awsome sex scene in some movie where you go in thinking it could change your career, but really in fact it was a zesty movie that you sucked in because you have no talent. But, before thats realized, she gets two movies with her tits out. So it's good.

Overall this effort is 5 years too late. Nice try, toots.

PhillyGirl · January 31, 2006, 04:12:47 PM

They must have polled this board....lol

Mad-Lad · January 31, 2006, 04:16:35 PM

Men don't want her as a girlfriend as much as they'd like her as their "booty call" on a regular basis.

rjs246 · January 31, 2006, 04:19:14 PM

I just want to taste her bung.

MDS · January 31, 2006, 04:22:38 PM

I want to farg her, not knock her up.

rjs246 · January 31, 2006, 04:23:52 PM

I wouldn't mind knocking her up either. Patrimony payments. not to mention that we would be spawning a race of super-humans. Yeah bitches.

Yeti · January 31, 2006, 04:29:44 PM

My wife looks exactly like Jessica Alba.

rjs246 · January 31, 2006, 04:32:16 PM

Shut it, Sasquatch.

Yeti · January 31, 2006, 04:34:37 PM

....when I turn off the lights and concentrate real hard.

Feva · January 31, 2006, 05:21:58 PM

I already have a wife. Damn sure don't need another one of those. I just want Jessica to be around so I can beat it up a few times a day.

Geowhizzer · January 31, 2006, 09:42:03 PM

Very attractive woman. Almost as pretty as my wife.

Hi Honey!

Sgt PSN · January 31, 2006, 09:47:42 PM