Chuck Norris Hates You

4and26 · January 19, 2006, 01:33:15 PM

"# In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself."

Where have I seen this before ...hmmmm

http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=17605.0

NGM · January 19, 2006, 01:33:38 PM

Aww god damn that made my entire day. 5/5

hbionic · January 19, 2006, 01:45:54 PM

QuoteChuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

QuoteWhen Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

QuoteThey once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shtein from anybody.

QuoteChuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

QuoteChuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

mussa · January 19, 2006, 02:31:47 PM

yea read my sig. im sure GF came up with that himself.

SunMo · January 19, 2006, 02:34:56 PM

Quote from: mussa on January 19, 2006, 02:31:47 PM
yea read my sig. im sure GF came up with that himself.

i was going to tell you that it wasn't GF's, but i thought you already knew

Dillen · January 19, 2006, 02:40:27 PM

Chuck Norris has two speeds, walk, and kill.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

General_Failure · January 19, 2006, 02:57:05 PM

Quote from: Sun_Mo on January 19, 2006, 02:34:56 PM
Quote from: mussa on January 19, 2006, 02:31:47 PM
yea read my sig. im sure GF came up with that himself.

i was going to tell you that it wasn't GF's, but i thought you already knew

Always assume that mussa doesn't know.

Rome · January 19, 2006, 03:25:28 PM

Am I the only person here who thinks this whole Chuck Norris thing is utterly farging retarded?

SunMo · January 19, 2006, 03:27:00 PM

Chuck Norris thinks it's retarded too.

hbionic · January 19, 2006, 03:30:57 PM

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 19, 2006, 03:25:28 PM
Am I the only person here who thinks this whole Chuck Norris thing is utterly farging retarded?

Fortune Cookie Say: "There is a roundhouse kick in your future"

Dillen · January 19, 2006, 03:33:09 PM

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 19, 2006, 03:25:28 PM
Am I the only person here who thinks this whole Chuck Norris thing is utterly farging retarded?

I think the statements themselves are funny, but thats it. When people actually talk about him as if hes a god its really stupid.

Zanshin · January 19, 2006, 03:34:37 PM

Quote from: Dillen37 on January 19, 2006, 03:33:09 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 19, 2006, 03:25:28 PM
Am I the only person here who thinks this whole Chuck Norris thing is utterly farging retarded?

I think the statements themselves are funny, but thats it. When people actually talk about him as if hes a god its really stupid.

lol...who does that? The whole thing is a goof.

MDS · January 19, 2006, 03:37:42 PM

QuoteChuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

Dillen · January 19, 2006, 03:49:59 PM

Quote from: Zanshin on January 19, 2006, 03:34:37 PM
Quote from: Dillen37 on January 19, 2006, 03:33:09 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on January 19, 2006, 03:25:28 PM
Am I the only person here who thinks this whole Chuck Norris thing is utterly farging retarded?

I think the statements themselves are funny, but thats it. When people actually talk about him as if hes a god its really stupid.

lol...who does that? The whole thing is a goof.

There was a post earlier (far too lazy to look) that said something about him, and im pretty sure it was in the Eagles section.

Zanshin · January 19, 2006, 03:58:58 PM

You don't say....

Umm, that was me...and it was a joking reference to this thread. Duh.