Ok Everyone, Make Your Pick - Where Will TO Go?

PoopyfaceMcGee · January 10, 2006, 11:21:49 AM

To answer the original question:

Poopland.

dis12 · January 10, 2006, 11:39:21 AM

back into his mother's womb, so she can have an abortion.

qwert246 · January 10, 2006, 12:05:15 PM

Quote from: FFatPatt on January 10, 2006, 11:21:49 AM
To answer the original question:

Poopland.

Sounds like an amusement park.

Father Demon · January 10, 2006, 12:33:48 PM

In a strange twist that no one will see coming, the Eagles will decide to keep TO after he swears on his momma's life that he is a changed person, and only now understands that his best option of getting a Ring is to play with Dunuvun. Andy Reid publicly states that because TO has converted to Mormon, he has no choice but to accept him and help him make the most of his newly found religious life.

Then, after Week 3, TO has a tantrum and calls Joseph Smith a racist, and Andy is able to pull off a trade to San Francisco for a 5th round pick.

Feva · January 10, 2006, 12:39:48 PM

Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on January 10, 2006, 12:33:48 PM
In a strange twist that no one will see coming, the Eagles will decide to keep TO after he swears on his momma's life that he is a changed person, and only now understands that his best option of getting a Ring is to play with Dunuvun. Andy Reid publicly states that because TO has converted to Mormon, he has no choice but to accept him and help him make the most of his newly found religious life.

Then, after Week 3, TO has a tantrum and calls Joseph Smith a racist, and Andy is able to pull off a trade to San Francisco for a 5th round pick.

I was ready to laugh at you and say you were full of shtein until I saw the part about Andy keeping TO becasue he was a mormon.

Rome · January 10, 2006, 12:47:06 PM

Hell?

DH · January 10, 2006, 01:10:43 PM

Quote from: qwert246 on January 10, 2006, 12:05:15 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 10, 2006, 11:21:49 AM
To answer the original question:

Poopland.
Sounds like an amusement park.

One that I have already visited twice today.

General_Failure · January 10, 2006, 05:52:57 PM

Houston.

PhillyPhanInDC · January 10, 2006, 09:23:53 PM

Quote from: dis12 on January 10, 2006, 11:39:21 AM
back into his mother's womb, so she can have an abortion.

General_Failure · January 10, 2006, 09:57:25 PM

She's got a big womb.

The BIGSTUD · January 10, 2006, 10:20:14 PM

My potential spots are the Jets, Bucs, Chiefs, Broncos, Dolphins, Titans, Cowboys.

I don't think he'll end up in Tampa. I know the rumors are out there, but I don't think Gruden being close with Andy and after putting up with Keyshawn will decide to take TO on. Unless the Jets get a new QB I don't think TO will end up choosing NY. Same reason why I didn't put Miami in my top 3 teams. I don't think Bill will want to put up with TO's nonsense after putting up with Antonio Bryant. He's trying to build a foundation, not tear one apart. The Titans look like a nice fit. They really don't have a stud receiver on their team. I just don't see the Titans going after him because they usually don't sign free agents.

Since everyone is picking Denver, I'll go out on a limb and say Herm Edwards will take a shot on him since he's a players coach, and he'll wind up in Kansas City. One of these two teams it will be I think.

Diomedes · January 10, 2006, 10:28:51 PM

Miami or Houston.

Sgt PSN · January 10, 2006, 10:54:13 PM

Trade Owens for Chambers.

bobbyinlondon · January 11, 2006, 06:52:33 AM

Tampa is VERYCLOSE to the salary cap limit. And since any team that signs him, whether it be a renegotiation after a trade or as a FA, has to have room in this year's cap to fit ALL of whatever incentive clauses they put in his contract just in case 2007 is uncapped.

I can't see him going to the Jets, because if he didn't want to play with McNabb, and he complained about Garcia's arm, I can't see him playing with Pennington, who can throw but 30 yards on a line.

I can't see him going to the Cowboys, because you already have a Mr. Ego there in Keyshawn, and I don't think he, Owens, and Terry Glenn would get along.

I'm going to say Denver--for the simple fact that Rod Smith is slowing down, Ashlie Lelie isn't a proven No.2, and if they get beat this weekend by NE, Shanahan is going to be convinced Owens is the answer. To avoid a bidding war, he'll offer the Eagles a 4th round pick, because they have an extra 4th due to a trade last year with the Skins. A 4th is better than nothing.

pinoyboy2pt0 · January 12, 2006, 07:34:55 AM

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 10, 2006, 07:37:23 AMthey will see him as the guy who can get them over the hump.

His lovely manly humps...check it out...

Looking at cap space only...I would have to say San Diego. Kinda retarded I know, but you know Crennel doesn't need him, Arizona has WR's, Minny now has Childress as their coach, Green Bay - No...then it's San Diego with 21M in cap space. Then Holmgren won't take him in Seattle, next up is San Fran...I don't see Nolan putting up with him (lol), and then it's Jacksonville with Del Rio and 17M. It'd be a weird fit for him there...but money wise, the only thing he's been bitching about...those are the only two crack ass teams that could maybe need him and afford him.

San Diego and Jax. Retarded answers.

Denver 26M over
Tampa 8M over
NY Jets 29M over
KC 22M over

Now, if these teams go cut crazy or TO renegotiates to take less money or have it backloaded, which would be against everything he's preaching, I'll change my teams. Out of those over the cap teams, I'd say Tampa. Gruden was talking to Clayton his rookie year about hitting the weight room and getting like TO. Gruden has some man love for him. I guess Tampa can and will cut Griese and for it. Even with the Keyshawning.