Grouphug

[Feva]

Deep down I always kind of wanted to have sex in another man's ass, but when I bent over and looked in the bathroom mirror to see what a male ass looks like in person, I saw bits of toilet paper caught in my hairs and got disgusted.  I don't think my wife ever noticed, probably because we usually have sex in the dark, but she definitely would have said something. So for all I know, I've been walking around with bits of paper in my ass from that morning's business for as many as 25 years! (I can't remember the last time I explored my ass, but it was in college, and I don't remember seeing any paper then, so it couldn't be more than 25 years since I'm 43 now).

[Feva]

I live in Brooklyn, New York. I want to escape from this filthy city and go somewhere else. Even upstate. Anywhere that's not the urban part. I would even leave the country if it meant I could get away from this wasteland.

I want to run away and never see anyone from this filthy place ever again.

If God had a home, it wouldn't be New York City. That's for sure.

Somebody kill me.

The Giant fan's prayer.

[StevieLeftCollege]

Okay, I hate to actually repeat this, beacuse I thought it would just go away, but em... almost three months ago, I but gay pornogrophy under my brothers bed so that my parents could find it. Well they did, and things didn't go over well. They took him to our preacher, and they all thought he was lieing, well about four days after this happened, he commited suicide. What makes matters worse is

[StevieLeftCollege]

Although I am sterile, I keep on putting slices on the end of my condoms which eventually split when having one night stands. It totally freaks the girls out but I think it's funny.

[StevieLeftCollege]

dont know why but when i go in the woods i get really horny some times i get totatly naked and talk walks in the woods naked......a few times i stole panites from my friends moms drawer and wore them in the woods that sat in the vrick naked and beat off to them.... i also like running on the road naked and wait till i see a car coming then jump in the bushs it give me such a rush i love to fantasize about havin sex just in the middle of the woods and someone seein us then running away then have more sex while on the run

[StevieLeftCollege]

i masturbte all the time it feels so good. I have just started anal masturbation, putting fingers up my bum. they smell but its fun. i think im weird. But wen eva i feel weird i pokey my bum. should try it sumtime.


kara...wanan do anal?

[StevieLeftCollege]

I want to impregnate a young girl, preferably 10-12 years old.
20/M.

[StevieLeftCollege]

I've found a way of giving myslef a anal douche using a ball point pen with the ink thing removed amd my shower with the head removed. I stick the pen up my butt, put the other end into the shower tubing and turn on the water.

I've done this twice now and both times I've been amazed at what comes out. It's kinda disgusting and the smell is awful but I'll probably do it again.

[StevieLeftCollege]

i have used the internet to masturbate so much that now my sex drive for REAL sex is almost obsolete. i fear getting into a real relationship because i won't be able to perform. i am addicted to masturbating to internet porn and i don't know how to stop and i'm afraid it's going to ruin my life.

dont worry, it wont.

[StevieLeftCollege]

my mom has one of those special vans for my handicapped brother so he can get in and out of the car. i rigged the ramp so when he got out of the van it collapsed. i didn't think it would end up bad but he tipped over and hit his head and died of blood loss.

[StevieLeftCollege]

i was at work one day, and my boss came onto me. I wanted a raise, so me and her did the nasty. I got the raise, there was lots of rejoicing, and she wasnt that bad in the sack either. Anyways, its been 4 years, and i just found out about ten years ago she used to be a man and had plastic surgery. I MADE LOVE TO A MAN.

[rjs246]

it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

Now that's humor.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

i had sex with my sister two months ago when she was drunk.

now she's been complaining about missing her period and i don't think she remembered any of it.

Fake or real?  You decide.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I am going to an Avril Lavigne concert. I feel so unclean.
I hope people don't find out.
It'd be worse than if they found out i got farged in the ass.

I don't understand why people go to concerts they can't brag about.

I had an ingrown pubic hair that is infected, so I squeezed the boil and tons of white crap sprayed out everywhere all over my hands. Now after I finish confessing this I'm going to trim the hairs off that area so that it heals and try to squeeze some more pus out of it.

rjs: confession #3

[NGM]

i had sex with my sister two months ago when she was drunk.

now she's been complaining about missing her period and i don't think she remembered any of it.

Fake or real?  You decide.

How many sisters talk to their brothers about their periods?