Eagles vs Cowboys: the **official** game thread

[BigEd76]

For those that missed the postgame conferences, McNabb got pissed off when someone tried to ask a TO question, then when he was done, he needed help from 2 people just to walk down 2 steps and off the stage.  Also, Trotter blew off a usual interview request from DGunn...but goofy-ass Lito was there for his air time....a-hole....

[Don Ho]

For those that missed the postgame conferences, McNabb got pissed off when someone tried to ask a TO question, then when he was done, he needed help from 2 people just to walk down 2 steps and off the stage.  Also, Trotter blew off a usual interview request from DGunn...but goofy-ass Lito was there for his air time....a-hole....

Loved AR's response to the season killing INT "A hitch pass that turned into a fly pattern".  Wow, ya think?  Sick of this generic press conference crap.  Get pissed AR, get pissed now - like we all are.

[Sgt PSN]

Trotter doesn't need to talk to anyone.  But Lito........ju got some e'splaining to do! 

[Phanatic]

Well the general section is sure to get more love now. It was kind of light since Yeti left. Except in the BOTW threads of course.

I think I blew chunks all over Demon's living room during that INT for a TD. Group Hug?

[Don Ho]

Funny thing is I am listening to WIP and everyone just going off as I have the delayed broadcast on(game is delayed by the local ABC affiliate).

Good news is were leading 20-7 with 8:03 left in the fourth!  We still might pull this out!

[henchmanUK]

Yeah, Lito got blown by Terry Glenn, but the playcalling in the clutch flat-out sucked. Eight in the box with no help from the safety at all on Glenn's touchdown when they've been double-teaming with great success all day. My beef's with JJ on that call, not Lito. Then, WTF was that call on the Roy Williams pick? They've been running the ball with great success, then, when they need to run, they put McNabb in the frickin' SHOTGUN??? The best called game of the season, they were running the ball and had a pass rush for a change, but it was all ruined because they didn't dance with the one that brung 'em when it counted. Two plays where Andy and JJ royally farged up on.

[Reidme]

We were in the endzone, and moved down to the 2nd row in the 4th quarter, just behind that middle age chick with the big hooters, wearing a tiara and evening gown (what a nut job). That was unbearable watching Williams run that in and proceed to make the Van Halenesque "eating Hoyda" gesture at the fans. A handful of Cowboys taunted the stunned fans as they left the field. That sucked with a capital SUCK.

[5 Rings]

Can I offer you some salt for your wounds? 

It all comes back to this:

You shiitbags cheered when a great football player suffered a career-ending injury at your home stadium. Karma is a bitch, bitches!

[Don Ho]

Anyone else notice the block from behind that Price laid on Mikel during that long Marion Barber draw play that set up Glenn's TD?  Pretty obvious to me.  We still would have blown it though.

[General_Failure]

Can I offer you some salt for your wounds? 

It all comes back to this:

You shiitbags cheered when a great football player suffered a career-ending injury at your home stadium. Karma is a bitch, bitches!

Yes, that's exactly it. You is smart.

[Don Ho]

Can I offer you some salt for your wounds? 

It all comes back to this:

You shiitbags cheered when a great football player suffered a career-ending injury at your home stadium. Karma is a bitch, bitches!

Go home you corksucker.  When you shteinbags win another Super Bowl you are more than welcome to come back and gloat all you want.  Beating the Eagles this year ain't showing a whole lot.

[henchmanUK]

Can I offer you some salt for your wounds? 

It all comes back to this:

You shiitbags cheered when a great football player suffered a career-ending injury at your home stadium. Karma is a bitch, bitches!

And you shteinbags cheered when Roy Williams broke TO's leg. Well done.

[Don Ho]

Can I offer you some salt for your wounds? 

It all comes back to this:

You shiitbags cheered when a great football player suffered a career-ending injury at your home stadium. Karma is a bitch, bitches!

And you shteinbags cheered when Roy Williams broke TO's leg. Well done.

That prick tried it again on LJ tonight.  I wish LJ got up and kicked his ass.  Ol' Roy is gonna get his some day.

[Reidme]

Can I offer you some salt for your wounds? 

It all comes back to this:

You shiitbags cheered when a great football player suffered a career-ending injury at your home stadium. Karma is a bitch, bitches!

Just as sure as I'm the resident female smartass here, I was at the game you mentioned above. Many people will tell you we were booing Dieon's prayer dance, and that despite an initial cheer, we remained silent and applauded a fallen star as he left the field .... I however can confirm, myself and about 50,000 others cheered his injury like we never cheered before. As he lay motionless on the field, possibly facing a lifetime of diapers, rehabilitation, and being fed liquid thru various orafaces, we had a mother farging party to end all parties. That was maybe the best 10 minutes of our life here in this concrete jungle. It really doesn't get better than Michael Cokehead Irvin writhing in pain on your homefield, his eternal contenance hanging in the balance. If he went down again today I'd do it all over. If the price I pay in karma is a midseason loss or no chance of winning a SuperBowl, then it was worth it just to see that cocks*cker drool and twitch.

As for your team and their 5 Rings, such storied traditions? Aren't they the team who ran a legend out of his coaching job while his daughter lie terminally ill with cancer, not even telling him until his replacement was hired? Isn't your team the one that sent Emmitt Smith off to end his career in the desert rather than pay him a mill or two to play out his last season? Aren't you the guys who held a press conference announcing the release of Troy Aikman before you even contacted him to tell him personally? Keep hanging onto that 5 rings story, because thats all you have. You are about to witness the El Foldo that is Drew Bledsoe in November. You are not building towards anything, and haven't been in the last ten years. Tuna will quit soon, and as long as you have Jerry Jones playing GM, which he still is, you will have nothing to hang your hats on but the past.

What part of Texas are you from? I have no real problem with Dallas fans, its the cochroaches like you that scurry about NFL Cities around the country, wearing your jerseys after a win, and burrying them under a pile of empties when they lose. America's Team my azz. We've seen the Bears, Packers, Niners, Rams take on that mantle since then, and they all let it go. So when you pass on the job hunting again, and roll out to Walmart today to update that #22 jersey, consider that everyone likes a winner, and that for the forseeable future, that's not the Cowboys, and it certainly aint you. Consider for a moment investing in a haircut instead, and simply run around saying "we" beat the Eagles.  That way when you are sitting at home watching other teams play in late january, you will still have $20 left to buy a case of Old Milwaukee and a rent a porn tape to drown your sorrows ... as opposed to wearing that jersey in public all year, you can just use the old one to clean up, while you drift off dreaming of those five rings and that night in November when your team beat the Eagles.

Beat it loser, before your Mom figures out you've been on her computer again.

[Tomahawk]

Why did Reggie Brown not catch the ball that would have given the Eagles the go ahead field goal???  AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH.