Nerd it up with a time-wasting game

General_Failure · September 16, 2005, 02:06:32 AM

Legend of the Green Dragon, it's a remake of an old game your tards haven't heard of. It's all text based, but funnier than a drunken hbionic in a dress pretending to be a cheerleader. Go kill some kittens of doom and pirate trees with a rake and wearing nothing but a pair of slippers.

Phanatic · September 16, 2005, 10:30:53 AM

Like the old Zork game eh.... How sad is it that I can make that comparison. Of course there's always this parody.

http://www.homestarrunner.com/dungeonman.html

phattymatty · September 16, 2005, 11:12:42 AM

QuoteVampire GFailure has defeated his master, Gerrard to advance to level 8 after 15 days!!

QuoteVampire EvilTeng defeated Vampire GFailure in fair combat in the fields of Romar.

Ouch.

PoopyfaceMcGee · September 16, 2005, 11:16:28 AM

QuoteFarmboy PhattyBignuts

phattymatty · September 16, 2005, 11:17:45 AM

Some beeoch just tried to fight me with a burst of water. Cuz that would hurt I guess.

I smote her with my rake.

phattymatty · September 16, 2005, 11:20:19 AM

QuoteYou have encountered Twig Man which lunges at you with Brambles and Briars!

QuoteYou have encountered Rabid Mouse which lunges at you with Little Bitty Teeth!

QuoteYou have encountered Bar Fly which lunges at you with Alcoholism!

These dudes need to get some better weapons.

PoopyfaceMcGee · September 16, 2005, 11:29:35 AM

QuoteMmm...Bacon
You have slain Grunting Piggy!

w0ot

PoopyfaceMcGee · September 16, 2005, 11:35:37 AM

QuoteYou have encountered Cunning Sapling which lunges at you with Arrrr!!

QuoteYou have encountered Cherubically Charming Child which lunges at you with Curious Questions!

What?!? This game rawks.

PoopyfaceMcGee · September 16, 2005, 12:17:29 PM

QuoteFarmboy PoopMcCrap has defeated his master, Glynyc to advance to level 4 after 2 days!!

QuoteFarmboy PhattyBignuts has challenged their master, Glynyc and lost!
"A baby could wield a Gardening Hoe better than that!" Glynyc proclaims.

PoopMcCrap > PhattyBignuts

phattymatty · September 16, 2005, 12:26:44 PM

I hate that guy. I tried to fight him too early.

PoopyfaceMcGee · September 16, 2005, 12:29:29 PM

I almost lost to the first master, because I still didn't have a weapon when he called me out. Each one since has been easy. Unfortunately, I can't do anything until the "day" changes. Ghey!

General_Failure · September 16, 2005, 01:27:42 PM

You have encountered Sorority Girl in Nightie which lunges at you with Pillow Fighting Action!

PoopyfaceMcGee · September 16, 2005, 01:34:46 PM

I still can't "encounter" anything else for 2+ hours.

phattymatty · September 16, 2005, 03:41:56 PM

I see you're logged in and waiting. I'm going to find you in the woods and kill you.

T minus 10.

PoopyfaceMcGee · September 16, 2005, 03:52:10 PM

Quote from: phattymatty on September 16, 2005, 03:41:56 PM
I see you're logged in and waiting. I'm going to find you in the woods and kill you.

T minus 10.

Ha. You'll have to find me first.