Nerd it up with a time-wasting game

Started by General_Failure, September 16, 2005, 02:06:32 AM

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General_Failure

#30
September 16, 2005, 10:35:56 PM
Farmgirl DavidBell has been slain while attacking Golden God KarlDark in the fields of Qexelcrag.
"ARRRGGGGGGG!!" Farmgirl DavidBell screams in frustration.

Okay, which one of you is it.

The man. The myth. The legend.

General_Failure

#31
September 16, 2005, 10:44:58 PM
You have encountered Whopper With Cheese which lunges at you with Abundant Cholesterol!

This is one whopper that won't show up on your hips tomorrow.
You have slain Whopper With Cheese!

The man. The myth. The legend.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#32
September 17, 2005, 07:53:14 AM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 16, 2005, 10:35:56 PM
Farmgirl DavidBell has been slain while attacking Golden God KarlDark in the fields of Qexelcrag.
"ARRRGGGGGGG!!" Farmgirl DavidBell screams in frustration.

Okay, which one of you is it.

I have no idea, but it seems like someone witty.

phattymatty

#33
September 17, 2005, 08:49:34 AM
Thank god I used to beat up the dorks in high school.  If this dorky game is what D & D is like I could have become a major player. 

QB Eagles

#34
September 17, 2005, 09:48:24 AM
QuoteYou have encountered Fabianist Youth Member which lunges at you with Marxist Doctrine!

Geowhizzer

#35
September 17, 2005, 09:49:12 AM
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 17, 2005, 09:48:24 AM
QuoteYou have encountered Fabianist Youth Member which lunges at you with Marxist Doctrine!

Dio's in the game!  :D

PoopyfaceMcGee

#36
September 17, 2005, 09:52:11 AM
Alright, who's Farmboy RonMexico?

Geowhizzer

#37
September 17, 2005, 10:09:19 AM
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 17, 2005, 09:52:11 AM
Alright, who's Farmboy RonMexico?

You have encountered Farmboy RonMexico which lunges at you with STD!

PoopyfaceMcGee

#38
September 17, 2005, 10:15:28 AM
QuoteFarmboy RonMexico has challenged their master, Fie and lost!
"Farmboy RonMexico, your lack of posture is a disgrace," Fie states.
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Farmgirl DavidBell haunted Farmboy SirGeo!

Fie = Brian Dawkins.
SirGeo = all Phillies fans.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#39
September 17, 2005, 10:56:12 AM
QuoteFarmboy PhattyBignuts unsuccessfully haunted Farmboy PoopMcCrap!

Geowhizzer

#40
September 17, 2005, 11:24:04 AM
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 17, 2005, 10:15:28 AM
QuoteFarmboy RonMexico has challenged their master, Fie and lost!
"Farmboy RonMexico, your lack of posture is a disgrace," Fie states.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Farmgirl DavidBell haunted Farmboy SirGeo!

Fie = Brian Dawkins.
SirGeo = all Phillies fans.

:-D Damn that David Bell.

General_Failure

#41
September 17, 2005, 02:53:18 PM
You storm through the doors of Draco's Dungeon slaying the guards and anybody else who gets in your way. Finally you open what looks like a likely door and spy a well furnished chamber.

You dash into the room, and sitting at the window is a ridiculous-looking effeminate fop. "Oh, you came!" he cries, jumping to his feet. As he starts toward you, he trips over his bedpan and gets tangled in his clothes. You take this opportunity to slip away as quickly and quietly as possible. Luckily, nothing was injured but your pride.

The man. The myth. The legend.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#42
September 17, 2005, 04:39:13 PM
QuoteYou have encountered 1337 |\/|0n$73r which lunges at you with |<n0f3!

Hoo boy.

General_Failure

#43
September 17, 2005, 05:48:05 PM
QuoteFarmboy GFailure has been slain in the forest by Frost Spectre.
"A baby could wield a A Knowing Grin better than that!" Frost Spectre proclaims.

The man. The myth. The legend.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#44
September 17, 2005, 10:43:30 PM
QuoteFarmboy Scrotum has been slain while attacking Farmgirl DavidBell in the fields of Qexelcrag.
"How could I be so feeble?" Farmboy Scrotum laments.

Ha.
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