Corey Simon...not the smartest guy around....

General_Failure · September 12, 2005, 02:53:03 PM

Simon seems to be a strange kind of two dimensional fat. It's freaking me out.

PhillyGirl · September 12, 2005, 02:53:51 PM

Wonder how big he is when he takes off the girdle.

Rome · September 12, 2005, 02:54:26 PM

Corey's fatter than meeeeeeee...

PoopyfaceMcGee · September 12, 2005, 02:55:33 PM

Simon's listed at 293 on the Colts' official site.

If he's 293 lbs, I'm 93 lbs.

General_Failure · September 12, 2005, 02:56:04 PM

Quote from: PhillyGirl on September 12, 2005, 02:53:51 PM
Wonder how big he is when he takes off the girdle.

We're talking serious muffin top issues now.

Mad-Lad · September 12, 2005, 02:58:09 PM

STOP POSTING THE PICTURE OF COREY SIMON'S CAMELTOE!

SunMo · September 12, 2005, 02:58:26 PM

Quote from: FFatPatt on September 12, 2005, 02:39:38 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on September 12, 2005, 02:36:02 PM
but McGuire said he is a "stallwort" run-stopper? he couldn't be wrong, could he?

Those guys are hilarious. Did anyone else catch when Patrick said that Peyton Manning was the most prepared QB in the game? Joey leg got all pissed off, saying stuff like, "No way that's true. There's Tom Brady and others out there, and they all prepare." Then Patrick said, "But I just said Peyton was the BEST prepared."

Leg: "Oh, you did? Ok, I agree with that."

Listening to them is hil-farging-larious. Worst announcing crew ever.

they are the worst, they miss so many details to the game because they constantly try to tell their clever little tidbits.

Rome · September 12, 2005, 03:24:14 PM

My wife and I were watching the game last night. It got so bad that I just listened to my iPod instead of those assclowns.

Theismann embarrasses himself and ESPN everytime he gets behind a microphone.

ice grillin you · September 12, 2005, 03:27:28 PM

i ate lunch two tables from theismann last week...hes a good looking guy but one of those people that is always talking to everyone in the room rather than who hes with

MURP · September 12, 2005, 03:29:49 PM

Quote from: ice grillin you on September 12, 2005, 03:27:28 PM
i ate lunch two tables from theismann last week...hes a good looking guy

oh my.

Father Demon · September 12, 2005, 04:14:01 PM

Quote from: ice grillin you on September 12, 2005, 03:27:28 PM
i ate lunch two tables from theismann last week...hes a good looking guy

That answers a lot of questions about you IGY. Inner anger can make people goofy....

PoopyfaceMcGee · September 12, 2005, 04:29:06 PM

New signature quote!

StevieLeftCollege · September 12, 2005, 05:20:03 PM

i had tix to last game but had to pass it up because of work.

simon looks disgusting. he has never been that fat before.

PhillyGirl · September 12, 2005, 05:41:24 PM

LOL...Bill Conlin on DNL just said that Simon must have eaten the 7 off of his jersey.

Coming from Conlin, that's just classic.

General_Failure · September 12, 2005, 05:42:32 PM

I made that joke during the game, nobody says a word. Conlin says it and you're ready to have his babies. You disgust me.