Corey Simon...not the smartest guy around....

[General_Failure]

No, but rumor has it he's purchased a house at the top of a beanstalk.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Hunt,

He's not going to "play himself into shape" this time. Even if/when he does lose some of that weight he's still not the DT who he was drafted to be. He is/was supposed to be a pocket collapsing, pass rushing DT who could generate heat on QBs.

He's not going to be able to use his quickness because that quickness is gone. Last night he was the sole Colts DL who was getting stuffed at the point-of-attack.

He's a pass rushing DT who is now built like a run stuffing DT. Problem is...he cannot stop the run.

[SunMo]

but McGuire said he is a "stallwort" run-stopper?  he couldn't be wrong, could he?

[General_Failure]

Stop apologizing for this penny-pinching FO. They could afford him, but they chose to let him walk.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

but McGuire said he is a "stallwort" run-stopper?  he couldn't be wrong, could he?

Those guys are hilarious.  Did anyone else catch when Patrick said that Peyton Manning was the most prepared QB in the game?  Joey leg got all pissed off, saying stuff like, "No way that's true.  There's Tom Brady and others out there, and they all prepare."  Then Patrick said, "But I just said Peyton was the BEST prepared."

Leg:  "Oh, you did?  Ok, I agree with that."

Listening to them is hil-farging-larious.  Worst announcing crew ever.

[PhillyGirl]

Stop apologizing for this penny-pinching FO. They could afford him, but they chose to let him walk.

We;re all a bunch of no-good Lurielappers.

[PhillyPhreak54]

but McGuire said he is a "stallwort" run-stopper?  he couldn't be wrong, could he?

I loved how they were jerkin off about how the Colts defense is the ex-Dungy Bucs defense...

"Corey Simon is Warren Sapp! Dwight Freeney is Simeon Rice! Cato June is Derrick Brooks!"

Cato f'ing June?!?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I don't understand why you just wouldn't pay the man $5 million to be an average-ish DT.  It's totally worth it.


Totally.

[General_Failure]

Sing along, kids.


Who's our favorite player?
Mister Cato June!

[Rome]

When you make Hollis look skinny, it's time to push your fat fargin ass away from the buffet line at Sizzler.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I hope we play the Colts in the SB this year.  I can't wait to see Shawn Andrews make tons-o-fun his bitch.

[General_Failure]

And then eat him.

[Rome]

Stop apologizing for this penny-pinching FO. They could afford him, but they chose to let him walk.

We;re all a bunch of no-good Lurielappers.

Okay.  But only if I have to.

[PhillyGirl]

Does Romey not know the meaning behind Lurielappers? 

Hollis looks like the anorexic Lindsay Lohan in that comparison.

[Rome]

You have your meaning and I'll have mine (no matter how perverted or sickening it might be).